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Your favorite biblical WTF moments
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RE: Your favorite biblical WTF moments
oh? I thought it switched to the woman there. That's why I thought it was funny! :angryface:

I'll have to find another one. I was really there looking for the quote about her melons, but I got distracted by the idea of boobies being compared to the likeness of twin gazelles Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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