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Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
#71
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 4:53 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: Don't whine to me when you tear something or end up in the ER.

Oh darn, and here I was thinking that as soon as I injure myself from sphincter-ripping, gut-wrenching, gaping, anal pounding, I was gonna whine all about it to you, sinnersburninhell! Damn! Now I'm gonna have to find someone else to whine to. What a bummer.
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#72
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 5:24 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 4:53 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: Don't whine to me when you tear something or end up in the ER.

Oh darn, and here I was thinking that as soon as I injure myself from sphincter-ripping, gut-wrenching, gaping, anal pounding, I was gonna whine all about it to you, sinnersburninhell! Damn! Now I'm gonna have to find someone else to whine to. What a bummer.

I'm a good listener. Wink Shades
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#73
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 5:09 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 5:01 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote: Are you going to respond to my post or not?

I am telling you what I think and have heard. I have heard from a Christian doctor in our congregation mention about men injuring and losing things in their butts and ending up in the ER.

Yet I've worked in A&Es on and off for several years and have NEVER encountered this.

So, either nonsense or your "doctor" friend's community has a LOT of people who don't know what they're doing.

ROFLOL

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#74
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 5:24 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: What a bummer.

I see what you did there!

(Bummer. *Kay giggles*)
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#75
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
I am literally crying with laughter. This thread wins the internet.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#76
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Butt humor? Dunno Philosophy?

9out of 10 AF.org members have spoken. All hail the towering intellect of the mass preference Worship
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#77
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I am literally crying with laughter. This thread wins the internet.

Thats only because you're a filthy sinful atheist.

Oh, wait.
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#78
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Why do I find it disturbing that my rep cherry got popped due to my responses in an anal sex thread? Thanks Jacob Tongue
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#79
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:42 pm)It Is i Wrote: Why do I find it disturbing that my rep cherry got popped due to my responses in an anal sex thread? Thanks Jacob Tongue

You may find it disturbing. For me, it's a clear sign that one should spend more time hanging out in anal sex threads. I'm raking in the kudos today. LOL
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#80
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:42 pm)It Is i Wrote: Why do I find it disturbing that my rep cherry got popped due to my responses in an anal sex thread? Thanks Jacob Tongue

Welcome to the Dark Side. We have cookies and sick minds!

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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