Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?

[Mystical]

So what if they are (which I have got to assume is an assumption on your part), everyone deserves to take it up the ass guilt free if they want.

[Ryantology]

The answer to the question in this thread is that they do it as much as we do but they want everybody else to feel ashamed about it.

That's what you accuse anyone who disagrees with your viewpoints as being a troll. You guys posted this thread and when you get a 'crazy Christian's' view you go troll troll troll. I am not sorry for my views. If you want to harm your bodies by doing worldly thinks and treating women as 'cum dumpsters' then fine. Don't whine to me when you tear something or end up in the ER.

That's fucking hilarious. It is Christianity which treats women as nothing more than useless, inferior cum dumpsters.

[Minimalist]

I'd love to hear their explanation of how analingus could be harmful.

There's a video on youtube that this thread desperately needs, if only I can find it.

I am honored to assist, C/D.

[ShaMan]

Won't my doctor be confused that I'm requesting a follow-up prostate exam? Oh well.

[Jackalope]

Won't my doctor be confused that I'm requesting a follow-up prostate exam? Oh well.

"Say, Doc, you got the whole fist in there?"

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I am done talking for now. You all have a nice day. I will comment more on this forum later.

Yes, please do revisit this thread later to see where the winds have carried it, and to observe how your intent was spoiled by reason and common sense. Also, did I hear you say you are chubby? I'll tell you now, that extra "cushion for pushin" is no match for a fully equipped man to plow through. Why do I want marshmallows now

[Esquilax]

I am telling you what I think and have heard. I have heard from a Christian doctor in our congregation mention about men injuring and losing things in their butts and ending up in the ER.

That's probably true: people can sometimes do dumb stuff, and doing dumb stuff with their butts isn't out of the question. Water can also cause you to drown, and I've heard stories about people drowning; does that make water bad?

If you look, you can find anecdotal evidence of pretty much anything going bad and causing injuries. That doesn't actually say anything about the thing in question, just that the world is large and varied and contains enough time for negative events to happen involving any and every object in it. People are accident prone: stop using confirmation bias to try and spin that fact as evidence that all the things you don't like are bad.

That's what you accuse anyone who disagrees with your viewpoints as being a troll. You guys posted this thread and when you get a 'crazy Christian's' view you go troll troll troll.

I hear this a lot: "It's not fair that you guys get to criticize my stupid beliefs!" I have no sympathy for you, because the solution is simple: obtain less stupid beliefs. The way to do that is education, which, frankly, it would have been nice if you'd done some before you decided what is and isn't wrong.

It's called an "informed decision." Once you finally make one, you might be surprised at how good it feels.

I am not sorry for my views. If you want to harm your bodies by doing worldly thinks and treating women as 'cum dumpsters' then fine.

You would have to demonstrate that there is something other than the world, before you can make "worldly things," an insult, because without that, everything is a worldly thing.

Don't whine to me when you tear something or end up in the ER.

I won't, because, as ever, my sex life is none of your business.

Incidentally though, since you seem to love anecdotal evidence so much, I've been having anal sex for years and never injured myself or anyone else in the process. See? Anal sex must be good, according to your logic! And my evidence is much more compelling than your nameless christian doctor's "friend of a friend," story, because it's first hand!

Bam. Case closed, it's been proven.

Or... wait: are you really just after whatever confirms your own views, and it had nothing to do with how compelling the evidence you accepted actually was?

[KichigaiNeko]

It's TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DHMO is so dangerous that the US government has a special military section that is primarily concerned with its use and is the second largest cost to the Defense department after the Army

[Ryantology]

I had a piss test come back positive for DHMO. Thankfully, I still got that job.