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Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
It's a shame that SinnersBurnInHell (nice) appears to have huffed off because I had a message for him/her/them.

So SBIH if you're still reading this; I think I speak for all the free-thinkers on the forum (and indeed elsewhere) when I say:

WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR ANUS.

Seriously. Go ahead. Do what you like with it. Play with it, stare up it, keep your loose change in it, whistle tunes with it, open bottles with it, or indeed just use it for pooing and farting and spend the rest of the time pretending it doesn't exist, it's all fine. It's YOUR ANUS.

Now why do you give a shit (sorry) what anyone else does with theirs?

If you believe it's your - or anyone's - place to tell adults what they can do with their own bits & pieces (and those of consenting friends) then I'm sorry, but now you're talking out of it.
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(January 14, 2014 at 9:20 am)MitchBenn Wrote: Seriously. Go ahead. Do what you like with it. Play with it, stare up it, keep your loose change in it, whistle tunes with it, open bottles with it, or indeed just use it for pooing and farting and spend the rest of the time pretending it doesn't exist, it's all fine. It's YOUR ANUS.
I'm reminded of this song. It's about a vagina, but it fits.

http://youtu.be/1LQ8mWYVPnQ

ETA: It's based on this news story, btw: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...itals.html
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 8:23 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Wow , a pissing contest! You really must have one serious inferiority complex.

Nah, you brought it up, save those issues to yourself and your therapist. Why are you being so anal about this, may I ask?
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 9:49 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 8:23 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Wow , a pissing contest! You really must have one serious inferiority complex.

Nah, you brought it up, save those issues to yourself and your therapist. Why are you being so anal about this, may I ask?

Secret Christian?
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 6:37 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Wow. I have never had a thread grow so quickly!

What i think this has shown with our single christian commenter is how much Christians are prepared to ignore any evidence at all that conflicts with their beleif. Despite testimony from people who are' active in being the passive' participant in Anal sex and who enjoy it the Christian insists that it cannot possibly be enjoyable from that Point of view.
Well excuse the fuck out of me Dodgy. Would that be the single christian commenter or the single one who espouses beliefs you associate with what you expect christians to believe. Selection bias much.

Quote:I noticed that in the UK people who took up evangelical Christianity seemed to be ,first and foremost,social conservatives who were seeking a community of people to affirm their retrograde attitudes.
As I've said before. God creates man in his image. Man returns the favor.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
I don't think he was talking about you, Jacob. Wink

Smooth move
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Yeah I know! If a Christian doesn't hate on gays and tell people they are going to hell, nobody notices they are a christian Undecided
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 11:38 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Yeah I know! If a Christian doesn't hate on gays and tell people they are going to hell, nobody notices they are a christian Undecided

Those ARE dead giveaways.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Wonder if sinnersburninhell100 is coming back or not? Are they really so immature as to just leave as soon as someone pwns their argument?
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Um...yes.
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