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Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 4:47 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote: Wonder if sinnersburninhell100 is coming back or not? Are they really so immature as to just leave as soon as someone pwns their argument?

I'll be generous and assume for now that she was persuaded to reconsider her views, honestly repented of her narrow-mindedness, converted to the "dark side", and is now biting a pillow -- just as God intended.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Who knows. I may end up finding out that I like a good assfuck as much as the next guy, but why anyone else would care, who wasn't interested in joining me, is beyond me. They want intent on child-bearing missionary position? Fine, but trying to impose that on others is rather absurd.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 1:34 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: Christians seem to be obsessed with the idea that people are having Anal inercourse. What is with it? Why the fuck do you care?

Never heard any Christians talking about butt fucking.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
"Hey asshole, I think you're so anal when you act like an ass regarding anus fucking." -Saint Bacon (me)

I hope I get to say this to someone one day! Oh, how I hope!
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 11:19 pm)Polaris Wrote: Never heard any Christians talking about butt fucking.

And your experience represents the totality of all human experience? Thinking

Seriously, what even is this response?
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 11:37 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 11:19 pm)Polaris Wrote: Never heard any Christians talking about butt fucking.

And your experience represents the totality of all human experience? Thinking

Seriously, what even is this response?

Angel Cloud

You should go to Mexico and question (read doubt) them when they tell you what Mexicans do.

Basically the response is you people are full of shit.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Polaris Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 11:37 pm)Esquilax Wrote: And your experience represents the totality of all human experience? Thinking

Seriously, what even is this response?

Angel Cloud

You should go to Mexico and question them when they tell you what Mexicans do.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Polaris Wrote: You should go to Mexico and question (read doubt) them when they tell you what Mexicans do.

Basically the response is you people are full of shit.

Holy fucking shit this is a dumb response. I thought my sarcastic "so your experience represents the entirety of human experience?" might have clued you in, but since it hasn't, let me make it really, painfully plain:

Just because you haven't heard any christians talking about anal sex, does not mean other people haven't. Because you are not everyone, and other people live lives outside of you! Isn't that fun?

Specifically, this seems to be in response to an out of the blue denigration of anal sex in another thread by ChadWooters, plus all those "butt fucking is unnatural!" homophobic groups against gay rights.

But hey, I guess you haven't heard of them either, and so they don't exist, right? Rolleyes
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Polaris Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 11:37 pm)Esquilax Wrote: And your experience represents the totality of all human experience? Thinking

Seriously, what even is this response?

Angel Cloud

You should go to Mexico and question (read doubt) them when they tell you what Mexicans do.

Basically the response is you people are full of shit.

Um, atheists aren't geographically separated from Christians. We're not off in Atheistland looking at Christians across the border. We are around them everyday. Many of us if not most are former Christians. Usually, most of our real life friends and family are Christian (assuming we're westerners).
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-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 14, 2014 at 11:51 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Polaris Wrote: You should go to Mexico and question (read doubt) them when they tell you what Mexicans do.

Basically the response is you people are full of shit.

Holy fucking shit this is a dumb response. I thought my sarcastic "so your experience represents the entirety of human experience?" might have clued you in, but since it hasn't, let me make it really, painfully plain:

Just because you haven't heard any christians talking about anal sex, does not mean other people haven't. Because you are not everyone, and other people live lives outside of you! Isn't that fun?

Specifically, this seems to be in response to an out of the blue denigration of anal sex in another thread by ChadWooters, plus all those "butt fucking is unnatural!" homophobic groups against gay rights.

But hey, I guess you haven't heard of them either, and so they don't exist, right? Rolleyes

Well, it would beg to reason, if someone were to make a statement like the OP did, one would expect more than a handful of Christians to care about instead of the few that are being used as the evidence.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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