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Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 5:47 pm
Do any of you guys have any entertaining stories about your alcohol-fueled adventures?
I have several, but one of my favorites is the time my buddy and I got pretty smashed from a bunch of Jagermeister and ended up streaking in front of the police station, because it was right down the road. 2 Cops ended up chasing us on foot but we actually got away by swimming across a small river and sat on the riverbank in the dark listening to the cops shout obscenities at us.
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 5:54 pm
I do not drink alcohol for some reason.
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 5:56 pm
But being totally out of control of your own actions and lacking judgement is fun!
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 6:00 pm
I guess, I just never had an real reason to drink. Maybe one day.
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 6:48 pm
I was 19 and had just escaped the bible institute. It was the first time I ever had an alcoholic beverage. I was DRUNK. I wanted to smoke and I kept asking for my friends to give my one. They finally did, but didn't lite it. I began to "smoke" the dead cigarette and coughed a lot, because I was new to smoking, and people cough the first time, you see. 
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 6:57 pm
My mine mostly consist of me giggling and snuggling up to one of my friend, then falling asleep in their laps.
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 6:59 pm
I got drunk quite a bit in Western Pennsylvania. My then-BFF got me into beer drinking. I liked Long Island Iced Tea, plus Bud and Guiness.
I would always get really, really talkative, really really flirty, and would swear a whole hell of a lot. I was never mean, though. My mood was always upbeat when I was drunk. I did throw up all over my then-BFF's parents' rug near State College, though.
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 7:11 pm
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I once corrected an Italian guy on his Italian pronunciation. While in Italy. While drunk. 
The only time I'm been throwing up drunk was with my parents and sisters (and brother in law) in New Orleans a few years ago.
BTW, if you're ever in New Orleans on Bourbon Street, I recommend the Hand Grenades, they're SOOO GOOD!!! But only have one. And nurse it.
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 7:14 pm
I've never touched alcohol, but if I had, I'm sure I've never been drunk or done anything interesting. Or illegal.
Nope, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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RE: Drunk stories?
February 7, 2014 at 7:17 pm
(February 7, 2014 at 7:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I've never touched alcohol, but if I had, I'm sure I've never been drunk or done anything interesting. Or illegal.
Nope, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
buahaha too cute!
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