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Does God have rules he needs to follow?
#81
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
"Gullibility and credulity are considered undesirable qualities in every department of human life...except religion." Christopher Hitchens
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#82
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
(March 1, 2014 at 8:05 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 7:54 am)fr0d0 Wrote: They aren't Dunno

"Oh no, those humans are so sinful! Better drown them all in a flood, thus killing all the animals who aren't sinful too! And I'll get a single family to repopulate the entire planet after sailing away on a physically impossible ship filled with just two of every animal, because that's a sustainable gene pool!"

"Oh no, all those humans are still so sinful! The only possible method I can think of for circumventing this is to sacrifice myself to myself in order to get past laws I put in place to begin with, because simply forgiving things- like I claim I really want to- is just too darn illogical!"

"Hmm, should I lay out what I really mean in the bible? No, why do that? In a few thousand years some anonymous internet commentator will come along and baselessly assert what I really mean over and over, while obtusely ignoring what people mean when they talk to him. It'll be obvious that this anonymous guy with zeroes in place of Os in his username knows what the creator of the universe actually means, contradicting the things in the only book I've ever used to communicate with humanity. Yep!"

You just summed up all your childish knowledge and arguments from that childish knowledge, seems you're done.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#83
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
(March 4, 2014 at 2:41 am)Godschild Wrote: You just summed up all your childish knowledge and arguments from that childish knowledge, seems you're done.

GC

I keep having to remind you of this for some reason, but mockery still isn't an argument.

Come back when you're ready to have an adult conversation. I've got no interest in engaging in a sniping match with yet another thoughtless ideologue.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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#84
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
(March 2, 2014 at 1:15 am)Rahul Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 1:06 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: There's only a handful of life forms that haven't continued to evolve. One of them is the horseshoe crab.

I contest this. Everything we've ever thought as archaic or outside of evolutionary processes has turned out to be a mistake in our understanding.

I posit, very vehemently, that horseshoe crabs were and currently are definitely undergoing serious evolutionary processes, and responding accordingly.

However their basic overall appearance and basic lifestyle functions, which appear to not have deviated hardly a tad, gives the superficial appearance that they are not.

As we learn more I am almost 100% certain we'll be astounded at how adaptive those little bastards have been.

Perhaps. Or maybe some animals' DNA just isn't very twitchy and/or their package turns out to be pretty optimally favorable for its niche.

(I'd like to think my package has that same characteristic.) Wink
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#85
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
(March 4, 2014 at 2:57 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(March 4, 2014 at 2:41 am)Godschild Wrote: You just summed up all your childish knowledge and arguments from that childish knowledge, seems you're done.

GC

I keep having to remind you of this for some reason, but mockery still isn't an argument.

Come back when you're ready to have an adult conversation. I've got no interest in engaging in a sniping match with yet another thoughtless ideologue.

You're the king of snipes.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#86
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
Now, now, GC. I thought you were supposed to be the light to our darkness.

Show some Christian graciousness.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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#87
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
(March 5, 2014 at 11:49 pm)Rahul Wrote: Now, now, GC. I thought you were supposed to be the light to our darkness.

Show some Christian graciousness.

I did he's actually much worse.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#88
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
(March 7, 2014 at 1:20 am)Godschild Wrote: I did he's actually much worse.

GC

All you did was claim that Esquilax's arguments were childish. You didn't actually explain why they were childish. So I don't think esquilax is sniping when he told you that mockery isn't an argument, but he was actually trying to provoke you into explaining your position.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#89
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
(March 5, 2014 at 11:47 pm)Godschild Wrote: You're the king of snipes.

GC

"Nuhuh you!"

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A standing ovation for your excellence in conversational skills boyo.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#90
RE: Does God have rules he needs to follow?
C'mon guys, be nice to GC. He's clearly missed out on nap time with the rest of the kindergarteners today, he's just cranky. Rolleyes
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
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