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The destination clock. Where are you going?

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The destination clock. Where are you going?
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#31
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 11:12 am
Dotard, that is sick.......lol
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility"

Albert Einstein
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#32
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Heaven for
2564 years
in the Sphere of Venus among loving spirits (at what level am I?)
floating in air and singing "Hosanna in excelsis"
before meeting the Almighty Father (who longs for your arrival).


WHAT THE HEAVEN? >=(
I wanted to be with george carlin and albert einstein!
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#33
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Maybe God is playing a joke?
Maybe heaven=hell and hell=heaven?
I'm confused! Lol.
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