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The destination clock. Where are you going?
#11
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
(August 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm)StewartP Wrote:
(August 26, 2008 at 1:12 pm)Ace Wrote: Wanna trade?

Hell yes, fat ugly old women craving sadomasochistic sex is my idea of a good night out.

You have got to be crazy but I'd be happy to trade that off.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#12
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
I'm in the sphere of Mercury and I'm going to Heaven for 2765 years. Not quite sure what happens then? But I'll think of all you heathens while I'm sipping ambrosia Wink
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#13
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Hell for
44 years


Nice vacation that will be.
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#14
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
Nobody has beaten me yet. I guess that just means I'm the most godless!!!
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#15
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
(August 26, 2008 at 5:50 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Nobody has beaten me yet. I guess that just means I'm the most godless!!!

Damn!

Well at lest I'm very godless. Super strong atheist.

I wonder what happens when your times up in heaven? Do you just dis-apear?...hmm?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#16
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
A surprisingly high 1597 years for me! I thought I was "gooder" than that! Wink
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#17
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
(August 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm)Ace Wrote:
(August 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm)StewartP Wrote:
(August 26, 2008 at 1:12 pm)Ace Wrote: Wanna trade?

Hell yes, fat ugly old women craving sadomasochistic sex is my idea of a good night out.

You have got to be crazy but I'd be happy to trade that off.

The chunky gals are WAAAY more fun.
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#18
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
What is Hell?
Well, there is this story about two guys who died and came to Heaven.
Let's call them John and Walter.
The Heaven was an immense saloon full of girls of all sorts and kinds :blacks,whites,blondes ,brunnettes ,big tits,small,tits ,you name it.
Says John to Walter :where are we in Paradise or in Hell?
John says it's Paradise ,Walter says it's Hell.
Well, in order to proof who is right John picks up a superbe blonde whith incredible bobs ant leads her to a private room.Walter waits outside but listens carefully at the door on what is going on inside.
There are passing 2,3 4 5 minutes ,no noise at all ,then Walter hears John crying out loudly:Walter the girl has no hole at all.
You see cries Walter back I told you it's Hell but you won't listen
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#19
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
So the girls didn't have mouths?
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#20
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
I got 2148 years in HELL!
Its not enough i want more!! Mwahahahahaha
JK
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