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The destination clock. Where are you going?

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The destination clock. Where are you going?
Edwardo Piet Away
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#21
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 14, 2008 at 11:07 am
Wow it says I'm going to heaven for 2700+ years but I never said I believed in God. WTF? And I said I don't go to church! And believe in sex before marriage. Weird huh? Atheist that goes to heaven for 2700+ years lol. Weird.
Lmfao this is funny this testSmile
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#22
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 16, 2008 at 10:15 pm
(August 26, 2008 at 9:44 am)Ace Wrote: This is a destiny clock thing were you can see which way your going. Heaven or hell.

I know there is no such place but thought I'd post it for a laugh.

(A a reminder, Do not take any of the results seriously.)

http://www.longagony.com/destinyclock/index.htm

My results came back and I'm due to go to hell for over 900 years. Well at lest it insn't an eternity.

What was your results?
Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Heaven for 924 years.
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#23
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 16, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Pslam 23 got beaten by EvidenceVsFaith...hahahahaha
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 16, 2008 at 10:50 pm
And I played sincerely too! Still got to heaven for 2700+ years. Weird lol.
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#25
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 5:02 am
I'm going to hell for 254 years.....Confused
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility"

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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 5:07 am (This post was last modified: December 17, 2008 at 5:18 am by leo-rcc.)
Is it me, and am I the only one who sees the irony in this? Big Grin

Quote:Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Heaven for
2210 years
in the Sphere of Mars among spirits who fought for their faith (at what level am I?)
walking along a cross, singing a mysterious melody and shining bright
before meeting the Almighty Father (who longs for your arrival).
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#27
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 5:12 am
I nearly got you, Adrian!

"Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Hell for
3128 years"

Well... not nearly but I tried.
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 8:25 am
(December 17, 2008 at 5:12 am)lukec Wrote: I nearly got you, Adrian!

"Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Hell for
3128 years"

Well... not nearly but I tried.
The only way you can beat me is if you are actually Satan. Smile

Of course then you wouldn't exist and so the entire exercise would be futile.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 9:41 am
Positive OR negative scores are good perhaps. So Adrian is beating me because his negative score is bigger than my postive oneTongue
Could do it that way. Lol.
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#30
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 10:46 am
Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Hell for
2514 years
in the Circle of the morons immersed in boiling pitch and tortured by devils with large hooked pitchforks before ascending to Heaven among pious souls.Dodgy

Awwww..... I was hoping for the old fat women raping me.Undecided
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