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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 9, 2014 at 1:39 am
Every-time the number of devices on my wireless network approaches 10 my router reboots. It seems to be the mobile devices (ipads, phones and android tablets) that cause the most problems.
I do not know why this is happening. I have even tried giving everyone a fixed ip address.
Its really pissing me off.
Sorry - that was a real first world problem.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 9, 2014 at 10:48 pm
I almost accidentally plucked out one of the keys on my laptop.
Also, the CD player in the stereo in my room is behaving erratically; sometimes, it will play a CD, other times, it refuses to read that there's even a disc in it.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 9, 2014 at 11:01 pm
I just washed my car, and there's pollen all over it now. And a bird pooped on my door.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 9, 2014 at 11:50 pm
This night is moving sloooowly.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 9, 2014 at 11:57 pm
I am sad because I live in but fuck town with no jobs that's full crackheads and single moms on welfare. I work at a bullshit I hate and barely make enough to get by, and I dont even own a fucking car now. Not to mention I havent had a inkling of realtionship since my fiance left 7 months ago. /rant
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 15, 2014 at 8:42 pm
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Can I complain that my dad is an idiot?
I won't get into the details. I just wanted to say that. It felt good.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 15, 2014 at 10:19 pm
Here's one: I tried playing "Bringing Up Baby" in my downstairs Blu-Ray player. Whenever I get to the 35 minute mark, the player completely crashes. Strange thing is when I play it on my DVD player or the Blu-ray player in my room, it plays normally.
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May 15, 2014 at 11:01 pm
The neighbor's dog keeps barking too loud.
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RE: We discuss our first world problems in this thread!
May 15, 2014 at 11:06 pm
I got Krazy Glue on one of my fingers and now I gotta go buy some nail polish remover.