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You wake up in the hereafter after you die.

Poll: You wake up in the hereafter. Initial reaction?
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"WHAT THE FUCK? I'm alive? Sweet!!!!
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"No...this is bullshit...no...NOOOOOOOO!"
36.36%
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You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 3:42 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 2:48 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: It would probably be the happiest moment of your lives, you guys just won't admit it.

Terrible. It wouldn't be the happiest moment of our lives.

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#12
RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 3:43 pm
Hereafter? The hell is that??
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a goddess, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 3:43 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 3:15 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(May 24, 2014 at 3:07 pm)Confused Ape Wrote: .. so I'm not going to live the rest of my life wondering which version of the afterlife might be true.

Exactly. Of course the thought of how many virgins may be my allotment might cross my mind once or twice but that's it.

I don't want virgins, I want women who know what they are doing! Cool Shades
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 4:15 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 3:43 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(May 24, 2014 at 3:15 pm)whateverist Wrote: Exactly. Of course the thought of how many virgins may be my allotment might cross my mind once or twice but that's it.

I don't want virgins, I want women who know what they are doing! Cool Shades

Then I'll send them on to you once I have them broken in.
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 4:29 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 2:48 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: It would probably be the happiest moment of your lives, you guys just won't admit it.

You're probably right.
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 4:30 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 2:48 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: It would probably be the happiest moment of your lives, you guys just won't admit it.

Certainly not if there were any fundamentalist Christians, Jews, Muslims, Mormons, Scientologists there.

And certainly not if I had to kiss some god's ass for eternity.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 1:58 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Would be nice to wake up alive (but dead??)

I had to Tongue

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Re: RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 4:40 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 2:48 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: It would probably be the happiest moment of your lives, you guys just won't admit it.

It really depends on which God was greeting me. If it was Yawee or Allah I think I'd be fucked because I didn't kiss their ass when I was alive.
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 4:41 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 4:15 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(May 24, 2014 at 3:43 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I don't want virgins, I want women who know what they are doing! Cool Shades

Then I'll send them on to you once I have them broken in.

How kind!
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RE: You wake up in the hereafter after you die.
May 24, 2014 at 4:41 pm
(May 24, 2014 at 3:43 pm)ThePinsir Wrote: Hereafter? The hell is that??

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