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And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.

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And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
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#161
RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
May 31, 2014 at 8:57 pm
If we are wrong?

You mean if there was a god and he wasn't an asshole?

I would be set.
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RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
May 31, 2014 at 9:29 pm
(May 29, 2014 at 6:00 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(May 29, 2014 at 5:57 pm)Artur Axmann Wrote: I have an invincible sword by my side at all times.but thanks for the heads up.

You've been playing too much Skyrim . . .

You can never play too much Skyrim.
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RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 3, 2014 at 7:17 pm
(May 31, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Losty Wrote: I wonder if I could get special status as Steve's little slave girl. That'd be fun.

Heretic.

Steve is a false Billy Idol!

Down on your knees and ask for forgive from Cyril, the Great Lord.

Or just get down on your knees . . .

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RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 3, 2014 at 7:26 pm
(June 3, 2014 at 7:17 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(May 31, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Losty Wrote: I wonder if I could get special status as Steve's little slave girl. That'd be fun.

Heretic.

Steve is a false Billy Idol!

Down on your knees and ask for forgive from Cyril, the Great Lord.

Or just get down on your knees . . .

Wink Shades

My favorite position, love Wink
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 3, 2014 at 7:38 pm
And Steve's. So I'm told.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 3, 2014 at 9:38 pm
(May 31, 2014 at 7:34 pm)Artur Axmann Wrote:
(May 31, 2014 at 7:06 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Careful handling those stats and be sure to wash up afterward. I think we all know where they came from.

wikipedia

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RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 3, 2014 at 10:09 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2014 at 10:11 pm by Ryantology.)
You'll have to wait a little while, because he's getting a new tattoo on his buttcheeks.

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#168
RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 3, 2014 at 10:13 pm
I see where you're going with this - very subtle!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 4, 2014 at 3:46 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2014 at 3:47 am by Losty.)
(May 31, 2014 at 7:34 pm)Artur Axmann Wrote:
(May 31, 2014 at 7:06 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Careful handling those stats and be sure to wash up afterward. I think we all know where they came from.

wikipedia

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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#170
RE: And if you are wrong , eternity is a long time.
June 4, 2014 at 3:56 am
Avoiding the somewhat rude "Pascals Wager" posts contributing nothing (no offence, guys) this is pascals wager, which has a variety of problems. First of all, what if muslims are right? Eternity is a long time in muslim hell (which is almost definitely worse than christian hell.) Why not convert to Islam? Then again, why not become Buddhist and get to nirvana that much sooner? Why not become any religion? That's the problem. Pascal's wager does not have any way to figure out which religion to choose, it would only work in a binary system. Furthermore, do you think an omniscient entity is REALLY going to fall for that? I mean, really?
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