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RE: Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?
July 15, 2014 at 12:57 am
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(July 14, 2014 at 5:26 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Plus, Huggy74 cannot do math. If the New Jerusalem is 1500 miles in any direction, then it has a footprint of 2.25 million square miles. That makes it just over half the size of the continental United States.
Actually I meant to say 1500 miles square, instead of 1500 square miles.
(July 14, 2014 at 5:02 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: An interesting fact about a literal New Jerusalem is that if you do the calculations, the top floors would extend above the existing earth's atmosphere (about 1500 miles). Kinda hard to breath in the penthouse suite.
Since death no longer exists, why do we assume people are still required to breathe.
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RE: Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?
July 15, 2014 at 2:25 am
Quote:The evidence of Moses' existence has been handed down from generation to generation.
The only thing you assholes can hand down is shit, Lek.
Moses is a character is a piss poor book of 4th rate fiction. Nothing more.
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RE: Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?
July 15, 2014 at 2:32 am
(July 15, 2014 at 12:57 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
Since death no longer exists, why do we assume people are still required to breathe.
Because the Biblical fairy tale says that people in the cube will get a piece of fruit once a month and drink water. Therefore they will also likely do #1 & #2. And since they will be singing God's praises forever they will most likely have to breathe in order to vocalize words.
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RE: Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?
July 15, 2014 at 5:21 am
(July 15, 2014 at 2:32 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: (July 15, 2014 at 12:57 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
Since death no longer exists, why do we assume people are still required to breathe.
Because the Biblical fairy tale says that people in the cube will get a piece of fruit once a month and drink water. Therefore they will also likely do #1 & #2. And since they will be singing God's praises forever they will most likely have to breathe in order to vocalize words.
Hope the sewage system works.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?
July 15, 2014 at 8:53 am
(July 15, 2014 at 2:32 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: (July 15, 2014 at 12:57 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
Since death no longer exists, why do we assume people are still required to breathe.
Because the Biblical fairy tale says that people in the cube will get a piece of fruit once a month and drink water. Therefore they will also likely do #1 & #2.
In that case, let's see how long you can survive on water and a piece of fruit once a month.
Quote: And since they will be singing God's praises forever they will most likely have to breathe in order to vocalize words.
Angels sing, are they also required to breathe?
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RE: Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?
July 15, 2014 at 11:13 am
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That's how sound works. Basic stuff. It might seem absurd to you when you apply it to angels, but that has little to do with sound or song, and everything to do with how absurd angels are in the first place.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?
July 15, 2014 at 11:52 am
(July 15, 2014 at 5:21 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (July 15, 2014 at 2:32 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Because the Biblical fairy tale says that people in the cube will get a piece of fruit once a month and drink water. Therefore they will also likely do #1 & #2. And since they will be singing God's praises forever they will most likely have to breathe in order to vocalize words.
Hope the sewage system works.
The tv preachers got into the golden cube but they had to clean out the sewage pipes by hand every day for eternity.
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