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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 14, 2014 at 7:47 pm
(July 14, 2014 at 7:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Episode #53:
Immigrants from Central America are bringing ebola...according to Georgia republicunt shithead.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/14/ga...a-virus-2/
Quote:Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA) wrote a letter to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) containing unsubstantiated claims that the recent surge in immigrants from Central America has brought with it the Ebola virus, Mother Jones reported.
“Reports of illegal immigrants carrying deadly diseases such as swine flu, dengue fever, Ebola virus and tuberculosis are particularly concerning,” Gingrey’s letter stated. “Many of the children who are coming across the border also lack basic vaccinations such as those to prevent chicken pox or measles.”
I'm not sure if he is relying on the fact that people in his district are too stupid to know the difference between Africa and Central America, or, if he is so stupid that he doesn't know.
I'd rate it a toss up.
From my understanding there has never been an outbreak or a case of ebola outside of Africa.
Once again, these scaremongering morons are either too stupid to know that or are just blatantly lying.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 15, 2014 at 7:03 pm
Ten years old but still stupid enough to make him a worthy republicunt moron.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/15/mn...-with-man/
Quote:Republican congressional candidate Bob Frye, who drew attention to himself last week over his absolutely inaccurate description of AIDS virus infections, has also testified before Minnesota lawmakers that dinosaurs existed alongside men, the political blog Bluestem Prairie reported on Monday.
According to audio from Frye’s testimony to the state Senate Education Committee in January 2004, Frye opposed the inclusion of the theory of evolution in the standard curriculum.
I wonder if he's running in Bachmann's old district? If so, he's a shoe in. They love motherfucking morons in Congress!
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 17, 2014 at 5:22 pm
This fuckface won the nomination for the republicunts.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/17/ma...tate-laws/
Quote:Republican voters in Maryland have chosen as their nominee for Anne Arundel County Council a neo-Confederate creationist who believes local law enforcement should disobey “invalid” laws passed by the state’s General Assembly.
Apparently the other candidates weren't quite stupid enough.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 17, 2014 at 5:29 pm
Man, that guy is way out there. The rest of the article makes it pretty clear that he's out of his fucking mind. Good job, Maryland.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 17, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Next up on the crazy ass republicunt hit parade.....
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/17/mn...r-wedding/
Quote:MN GOP candidate: ‘Knocked up’ women don’t deserve dinner, dancing at their wedding
Quote:Sheila Kihne hopes to unseat state Rep. Jenifer Loon (R-Eden Prairie), who she claims is insufficiently conservative to represent the district. “People want a choice,” Kihne told Minnesota Public Radio. “I was at a point where I felt like I couldn’t vote for [Loon].”
Oddly enough, they already have a Loon and this nutjob wants to replace her.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 18, 2014 at 4:55 pm
And they cast themselves as the "super patriots" with all their flag-waving horseshit.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/15...tail=email
Quote:37% of Mississippi Republicans Say They Would Would Back Confederates over United States
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 4:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: And they cast themselves as the "super patriots" with all their flag-waving horseshit.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/15...tail=email
Quote:37% of Mississippi Republicans Say They Would Would Back Confederates over United States
At least they're honest.
Really, we should save ourselves a lot of headaches and create a new country for these people. We can set aside some land for them to settle. Then the rest of the country can watch as GOPland spirals down into 4th World Status.
Occasionally, we'll feel some compassion and put a big billboard up facing their country that will read simply:
Quote:"Gather some sticks into a pile and then bang the rocks together."
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 18, 2014 at 8:01 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Occasionally, we'll feel some compassion and put a big billboard up facing their country that will read simply:
Quote:"Gather some sticks into a pile and then bang the rocks together." Don't forget to add: "but don't do it on the Sabbath!"
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 22, 2014 at 3:32 pm
This is satire....but not really.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NDA5ODg3S0
Quote:AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—An aide to Rick Perry is confident that the Texas Governor proved he “has what it takes to be President” with his decision on Monday to send troops somewhere for no reason.
By deploying a thousand National Guardsmen to the U.S.-Mexico border, Perry has shown that as President he would be “ready and willing” to use troops without a defined objective, mission, or exit strategy, the aide confirmed.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
July 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Really, we should save ourselves a lot of headaches and create a new country for these people. We can set aside some land for them to settle. Then the rest of the country can watch as GOPland spirals down into 4th World Status.
I like the idea. Still, I would hate to cede any part of the U.S. to these idiots. But if it came to that, which area would you recommend giving them? I'm torn between giving them part of the southwest desert so they can continue to bitch about Mexicans and other Latin Americans (I wouldn't want to deprive them of all of their favorite things) or Utah, where they could interbreed with the Mormons. Of course, it goes without saying that (oh, delicious irony!) we would need to erect A BIG FUCKING FENCE at the border to keep these shitheads from sneaking back into the U.S. after they turn their own place into a Teabag dystopia.
As for rounding them up and getting them to go voluntarily, we could announce a huge festival -- a combination revival meeting, gun show, monster truck pull, NASCAR race, and performance by the Blue Collar Comedy guys complete with a Blue Angels fly-over. That should get most of them.
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