Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  
Man, that guy is way out there. The rest of the article makes it pretty clear that he's out of his fucking mind. Good job, Maryland.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist (July 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Occasionally, we'll feel some compassion and put a big billboard up facing their country that will read simply:Don't forget to add: "but don't do it on the Sabbath!"
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould  (July 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Really, we should save ourselves a lot of headaches and create a new country for these people. We can set aside some land for them to settle. Then the rest of the country can watch as GOPland spirals down into 4th World Status. I like the idea. Still, I would hate to cede any part of the U.S. to these idiots. But if it came to that, which area would you recommend giving them? I'm torn between giving them part of the southwest desert so they can continue to bitch about Mexicans and other Latin Americans (I wouldn't want to deprive them of all of their favorite things) or Utah, where they could interbreed with the Mormons. Of course, it goes without saying that (oh, delicious irony!) we would need to erect A BIG FUCKING FENCE at the border to keep these shitheads from sneaking back into the U.S. after they turn their own place into a Teabag dystopia. As for rounding them up and getting them to go voluntarily, we could announce a huge festival -- a combination revival meeting, gun show, monster truck pull, NASCAR race, and performance by the Blue Collar Comedy guys complete with a Blue Angels fly-over. That should get most of them. |
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