My psycho mom just took away my purse with all my belongings without ANY warning!

[ignoramus]

Hey girl! Put your Christian mum on. We'll have a chat to her, and then you'll feel a whole lot better.

[FlyingNarwhal]

OMG no way! That's like, totally not cool! I mean like, why does she have to be like that ALL the time! It's just not fair! My mom is like that too, like all the time she keeps trying to punish me, and I never did anything! Like sometimes....I'm just in my room, listening to my Justin Bieber albums (OMG he's soooooooooooo CUUUUUTTTTEEEE) and my mom comes in and is all like "did you do your homework?" and I'm all like "OMG mom get out of my room" and she's like "if you don't do your homework I'm taking away your phone" and I'm just like "mom! Why are you trying to ruin my life!" She just doesn't get me, and it's like, if you don't understand me then stop trying to control me! OMG!


.........ugghh

Fucking dummy

[Elskidor]

I want to know the end of the story!

[Endo]

Well, it couldn't have been ALL your belongings, you must have some respectable electronic device left if you're able to cry about it here.

[Little lunch]

We already have a first world problems thread.

[Rhizomorph13]

I bet all she wanted was a pepsi

[atheist04330]

I bet all she wanted was a pepsi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5jfepuLO4M

[SteelCurtain]

40 posts? Are you guys bored?












I'm bored.

[Rhizomorph13]

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Shove the food back into you brothers mouth, and duct tape it shut, then duct tape your mom to the bed in her sleep to the bed. Then duct tape their doors shut and take the purse back. Begin a life of crime where you go around stealing people's purses across the country and use duct tape as your personal trademark. You will get very rich, duct tape sales will skyrocket and when your finally caught people will blame your mother and you'll get a slap on the wrist.

This might also help teenagers get more rights and reverse the terrible system that allows parents to continue their controlling ways, and allow children to become adults as early as 13 years old. Your mom is also likely sexist and favors the male species so you may wish to exercise your right to cut off the male genitalia. As long as you only do it no more than thirty the times per state you will not be held accountable, as long as this act is practiced in militant new age feminist locations.

I suppose it is also important to add that the furor over exclusionism has been an acutely frustrating cultural phenomenon: pregnant with great possibility, touching on vital and fascinating issues, yet initially formulated in a one-sided and adversarial manner that will dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers by the end of the decade. What's important to note, however, is that this type of mother's vituperations share many of the same characteristics. This is focused exclusively on the great "Mother Dearest", not because I harbor any ill-will towards her but because she should stop telling everyone that her sallies are innovative. More apt words for them might be “static” or “stale” or the phrase, “been done” with the possible addition, “too often.” What I'm getting at is that it's scary how effectively your mother has been spawning delusions of lexiphanicism's resplendence. I deeply regret the loss of life and injuries sustained by this type of tragedy. I am currently working to understand the surrounding circumstances so as to improve our ability to take the initiative to oppose evil wherever it rears its prudish head.

Mother Dearest claims that society is screaming for her false-flag operations. Well, I beg to differ. There are two things we need to do right away. First, we need to challenge rather than accommodate the mainstream's presuppositions. Second—and this is critical so get out your highlighter—we need to encourage open, civic engagement. Once those two things are accomplished we can finally start discussing how when I was younger I wanted to hit hard, with accuracy, and not pull any punches. I still want to do that, but now I realize that there is no honor in the comments of such mothers. If that fact hurts, get over it; it's called reality. And for another dose of reality, consider that I would never take a job working for such an evil such as your mother. Who would want to promote such mindless and reckless hate and sexism?

How many of these adulators are hubristic, gloomy spongers? I'm not comfortable throwing out an estimate that isn't backed up by specific data, but I do know that everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this outstandingly pointless post. My key point is that your mother must be surrounded by some sort of reality-distortion field. Why else would her torchbearers maintain that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power? If it weren't for all that reality distortion they'd instead be observing that your mother acts as if she were Queen of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. To summarize what I've written up to this point, she is so confused, I could give in to the quacks, witch doctors, charmers, Jesus freaks, sorcerers and fortune tellers who tell us that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. You know I'm right. Now what are you going to do about it, Miss Missy? Go get that duct tape and end this once and for all.

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Wow, someone is forming a manifesto. How did you get any of those concepts from the OP?

How about this; kid get consequence from adult, vents on a forum without revealing any of the details that impugns them.

As a parent I also realize that maybe the parent was stressed about something and handed out a rash consequence. I know I've pulled some bad moves with my kids when stressed.

If the OP ever returns I would advise that she calm down and calmly explain the situation to her mom. She should be ready for nothing to happen, but most likely, if both parties are calm, she will get her stuff back.

It is certainly specious reasoning to assume that the mom is crazy and deserving of retribution, it is much more likely that our OP is masking the real details, because people do that all the time.

[FlyingNarwhal]

I bet all she wanted was a pepsi

And she wouldn't give it to me!