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(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote: Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014.
Does not the fictional piece of work also declare that man knows not when Jesus' second coming will occur? Therefore, you are full of shit.
From the quote - "the day no man knows" will be the 25th of September, 2014. +/- one day naturally. No man 'cepting for The Prof.
(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote: What is coming is not the end of the world.
The world never ends - it does get new management.
My simple prediction...
Humans will destroy themselves. The Earth will regenerate itself as it has in the past.
Let us hope that if there is new management that it will little resemble our kind.
I agree with this prophesy. I doubt we will actually completely destroy the planet, as even nuclear bombs don't make places completely uninhabitable, but it's possible we may wipe ourselves out.
As for executive orders, Obama has made fewer than any president in the history of the USA. If you're going to call doomsday every time someone offers to change things in an attempt to fix a broken country, then you have your priorities backwards.
I didn't bother reading the rest of the post after the executive orders bit. People hve been predicting the end times ever since Jesus predicted the end within the lifetimes of the people in front of him. It's an old song and dance.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
(September 3, 2014 at 1:28 pm)Darkstar Wrote: I knew this thread would be a barrel of laughs the moment I opened it, but to actually set a date? That clinches it.
Give or take 24 hours. Heh.
The founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses was forecasting the end of the world before he even founded the sect, and being wrong didn't even slow him down. After he died in 1916 (two years after yet another of his end-of-world dates came and went) the next president of the Watchtower Society picked up the baton and ran with it, predicting the end of the world in 1918, 1920, and 1925 before dwindling membership numbers indicated that being wrong all the fucking time was bad for business. Still, they continued to indicate that the end was near in the 1940s and mid-1950s, before famously targeting the autumn of 1975 as the big date. They've taken a subtler approach the last 40 or so years, but they continue to warn the membership that the end is right around the corner.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
My grandmother would fit right in with these people. I've never been worried about the rapture, despite growing up christian. Though I never worried about hell either because I was a good boy and only bad people go to hell. A simplistic view that is common with young children.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
"and on the fifth day of the Return, the people will not be taken up unto Heaven, but the King will Return to the Ghetto of the Earth, as Promised by His Graced Land. And upon that Return to Sender, shall the world find eternal peace"
Quote:Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014.
What's most amusing is that 9/25 is MY birthday.... what a tremendous present it would be to have a world suddenly devoid of complete shitheads! Alas...it will not happen.
We should have a Mod pin this thread just so Shitferbrains can have it shoved up his ass....for eternity.
You moron, you are supposed to set the date far enough in the future so you have time to bilk your idiot followers.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
(September 3, 2014 at 3:18 pm)Jaysyn Wrote: You moron, you are supposed to set the date far enough in the future so you have time to bilk your idiot followers.
That's how you know the prof is delusional, instead of dishonest. seting a date this very month.
Min, that would be a grand birthday gift for many of us. At least take the fundies/extremists away. That would be great.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
September 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm (This post was last modified: September 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm by Natachan.)
(September 3, 2014 at 11:58 am)professor Wrote:
Well Min, you asked for a prophecy date.
I am going to give you one.
I now have enough info to step out and declare it.
I have been looking for the day of Departure since I heard about it and read about it in the Bible over 40 years ago.
I always thought I was "Focused", now I found I have a touch of OCD.
Depending on the time zone you are in - the Rapture (the day no man knows- an idiom for Rosh Hashanah) will be within 24 hours of the 25th of September 2014.
The Tribulation began on my birthday in '08 with Obama's promise on national TV seen by 33 (highest # in the occult) million people- to CHANGE the nation and the world.
His covenant/promise was verified by the nation upon his election.
Just as the Jews were given a choice at the "Trial" of Jesus, in the same way- America chose the criminal.
Don't blame God. He was involved with the choice but He did not make it.
(Nearly no one in Christendom grasps that we are currently IN the Trib.
The teaching among those who actually believe the bible (rather than the lies of tradition) is that 7 year period begins with the Departure.)
In the book of Daniel, the false Messiah is prophesied to CHANGE the laws, note that Mr. Obama's platform in '08 was a single word- CHANGE. He has been changing laws illegally via executive order since elected.
On the Five Doves website there was supposition that something big should occur on Oct 29 of the election year, because they had dialed back 7 biblical years from Sept 23 2015 Yom Kippor.
I think they were calculating back from their projected date of the 2nd Coming.
There are a couple of numbers geniuses on the Doves- I just listen.
So when Oct.29 (my birth day) passed with just O's infomercial - one of the guys said- "could this have been the "Covenant with many?"-
We started looking intently at Daniel, there was no mention of Israel - the commonly held co-joiner of the covenant.
The deal/ agreement/ covenant was indeed with many - millions and O.
Interesting to me that my anniversary at work is the 22nd of Sept and being that Y.K. 2015 begins the evening before-
that would be on my hire date.
My clock number at work for all these decades has been 501- the same as the gematria of BHO in Hebrew.
Not a co-incidence.
I have come to understand my destiny was to reveal his destiny and the truth of the Gospel.
The spark for this crazy post began last week.
The gnawing perception was in my mind, that this is Noah's second day- just as he went UP over the coming flood- so are those who are accounted righteous - going UP over the disasters of the conclusion of this age.
My thoughts were- there is not enough time left for 7 years. 3 and a half years do not fit because Jesus is fulfilling the FALL feasts ( moed/ rehearsals)- not the spring feasts that were fulfilled 2000 years ago.
There are 3 feasts to be fulfilled- Rosh Hashanah is next.
Idioms from Judiasim- Trumpets/ the day no man knows/ the day of judgement/ the day of the awakening blast/ the hidden day/ the opening of the gates/ the day of the last trump/ the day of coronation of the King/ the wedding of Messiah.
Part of the above paragraph is common knowledge among those of us who are "Watching" but that was not enough for me to post this.
Confirmation came over the weekend via a couple of internet related sources that this year is the year I have been waiting for all this time.
The Rapture / Resurrection will begin the great Harvest that is the end of the age.
I was praying yesterday that justice and truth comes to the terrorists - ISIL and the word came to me- no- These wicked ones are gathering together- they have made their final choice and will be exterminated soon.
The typical method of God's communication w/ me is perception and the bible, occasionally a word.
Some people get dreams/words/ visions, synchronistic signs.
There is always an element of faith involved though (I would prefer it to be like you guys, right out/direct/face to face), but that is the way it is.
What is coming is not the end of the world.
The world never ends - it does get new management.
What we see going on is not false labor- the ever increasing earthquakes, the evil of Islam exposed, mass animal fish and bird die offs, the AC and FP are here, on and on it goes, are the real labor pains.
Half the professing Christians do not go up with the Heavenly Bridegroom.
He takes all the little ones too- flower children I suppose.
This post is your second invitation here on AF to enter the Ark- Jesus.
Both the ark of Noah and the body of Jesus had an opening in the side.
The blood of Jesus which flowed from His side made our Redemption possible.
There is still time for each of you to enter the ark and miss what is coming, but if you don't, please be a part of His harvest dead ahead.
This is a POE right? This is a satire? It can't be serious.
