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RE: Damned Catholics
November 12, 2014 at 5:40 pm
Not one faithful, sincere Catholic has ever used birth control or had an abortion.
Not one ever.
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 12, 2014 at 10:13 pm
Pope: Excuse me.
Nun: Yes?
Pope: Are you a virgin?
None: I beg your pardon!
Pope Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?
Nun: 'If it's not a personal question'? How much more personal can you get? Now, piss off!
slam
Pope: She is.
Cardinals Yeah. Must be. She is. Definitely... Now, where are the choirboys?
(With apologies to Monty Python)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 13, 2014 at 12:20 pm
Meh. Catholics losing ground to Evangelicals in Latin America is isn't much to get excited about. Bullshit by any other name . . .
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 14, 2014 at 9:00 am
(November 12, 2014 at 9:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Timely.
Do you think the dumb fucks will fall for this bullshit story again?
http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/highlig...ps=gravity
Quote:Nun Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Italy
Uh-huh.
One day at a convent, the mother superior gathers all the nuns about for a shocking announcement.
"I just found this soiled condom on the premises."
All but one nun: *gasp*
One nun: *giggles*
The next day at the convent, the mother superior gathers all the nuns about for another announcement.
"I just found this other soiled condom in the convent."
All but one nun: *gasp*
One nun: *giggles*
The next day at the convent, the mother superior gathers all the nuns about for yet another shocking announcement.
"I just found this soiled condom in the convent and this one has a hole in it."
One nun: *gasp*
All the other nuns: *giggles*
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