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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 10:52 am
(December 4, 2014 at 10:38 am)Losty Wrote: Islamic blasphemy.

Cutest blasphemy ever.
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 11:00 am
(December 4, 2014 at 10:47 am)Tonus Wrote: In any case, there is no god and there is no cosmic battery to power one. That should do for fulfilling the OP's qualifications.

Not since the Parallax scare, anyway
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 11:08 am
Not to derail the thread, but I've just waded through the Godhead chapter in the Tanners book, The Changing World of Mormonism, and the LDS 'take' on the nature of God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit is about the most confusing mess of gobbledygook I have ever come across in any religion.

I'm not sure even a real god could sort through the mess the Mormons have coughed up and figure out whether they are Holy Spirit blasphemers or not, and a real god wouldn't dare ask any of the Mormons involved in defining their faith over the decades because their confusion on the matter is EPIC.

The more I read the Tanner's book about LDS the more I am thinking it is not a religion. I'm not sure what it is, but 'religion' is looking like it can be ruled out completely.
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 11:12 am
(December 4, 2014 at 11:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Not to derail the thread, but I've just waded through the Godhead chapter in the Tanners book, The Changing World of Moronism, and the LSD 'take' on the nature of God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit is about the most confusing mess of gobbledygook I have ever come across in any religion.

Fixed two things in your quote to show you that the answer to your question was actually already hidden in it.

As far as I know, the Mor(m)ons also believe their god is sitting on some planet.
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December 4, 2014 at 11:13 am
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 11:16 am (This post was last modified: December 4, 2014 at 11:17 am by robvalue.)
OK, let's see.

Fuck you holy spirit you stinking ear-raping invisible piece of shit. My iPad normally gives you and your equally bollocks alter egos caps, but I went back and turned them off. I hate you! I am really angry at you! You confuse a lot of people with your 3=1 and your reliance entirely on predating mythology.

I think that covered it for now. Great idea for a thread! I'm off to draw muhammad and burn the kuran now.
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 1:56 pm
"Fuck you, holy spirit" - isn't that how the Duggars were spawned?
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 2:02 pm
Jesus Christ was a load from God that Mary should've swallowed.

There, spilling of the seed, blasphemy, extramarital sex, and Jesus all rolled into one.
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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 2:02 pm
Fuck the holy spirit, the gods, and their self-declared spokespeople.

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RE: The Blasphemy Thread
December 4, 2014 at 2:13 pm
OK I am confused If I blaspheme the holy spirit I get a Blow Job? and if I dont does that mean I have to blow it / him? Holy shit this religion stuff is tough I just want a Blow JobAngry
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