Damned Catholics

[Minimalist]

It keeps going down the shitter.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/catho...-withheld/

Catholic leaders in St. Paul hid evidence of priest’s child porn collection from police for 16 years

Cuz that's what fucking jesus would have wanted.

[Minimalist]

Pope Frank no different than the rest of the fuckheads.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/pries...omplaints/

Pope Francis names US priest who hid reports of abuse to be Vatican prosecutor of sex crimes

Just another bullshit artist.

[abaris]

Nice to see that hundreds of millions can go missing without anyone noticing. I wished I would find that kind of money by accident.

Vatican reformers have discovered hundreds of millions of euros that did not appear on the Holy See’s balance sheet, the cardinal charged with sorting out the Curia’s financial affairs has said.

http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/201...-cardinal/

[Minimalist]

Must be another one of them fucking miracles?

Will they make the treasurer a saint for this one?

[Minimalist]

Hey, Fuckface!

How about "Thou Shalt Not Buttfuck the Altar-Boys?"

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/catho...ly-insane/

Speaking of the non-believers, Donohue explained, “They believe that freedom is license to do whatever they want,” reports Right Wing Watch.

“They believe in no holds barred,” Donohue said. “They don’t like the three dreaded words from the English language that we got from our Jewish friends: ‘thou shalt not.’

Guess he never heard that one.

And people wonder why I despise catholics!

[Minimalist]

Lesson to be learned. Fucking children is just fine but don't fuck with the church's money.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/forme...ts-seized/

Two former Vatican bank managers and a lawyer have had their accounts seized as part of an investigation into allegations of embezzlement, the Vatican said Saturday.

The bank, officially known as the Institute for Religious Works (IOR), said it had pressed charges against the trio some months ago and “the accounts held by the concerned individuals at the IOR have recently been seized”.

You can bet your butt that these guys won't be transferred to another bank the way pervert priests were transferred.

[abaris]

I can't point to a certain source, since all the sources available are local and in German. But I wante to share this cute little story for quite some while now. There's been a catholic priest going on a bit of a rampage on social media in Upper Austria. He's got his own little Q&A set up on twitter and this led to the follwing conversations.

Q: What's there to do at 4AM in the morning?
A: Masturbate.

Sound advice, nothing to say against it, but the next question by a different user sings a different tune. At first the 15 year old boy was going on about not finding purpose in his life and about how he's got no money to spend. The priest had some sound advice for him too

A: Ever tried rent boy? Should pay nicely at your age.

The punishment, after the church couldn't sweep it under the carpet? The priest was forbidden to use social media.

[Minimalist]

I'm sure the archbishop demanded the kids' twitter address, too.

[MissR]

Oh, don't get me started on Caholicism! I was forcibly raised as one. Oh, the pain!

[abaris]

Oh, don't get me started on Caholicism! I was forcibly raised as one. Oh, the pain!

I was raised a catholic too. But as a meh one. More because of tradition. I only saw a church's interior at easter and christmas.