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Anomalocaris · (This post was last modified: January 28, 2015 at 11:46 am by Anomalocaris.)

(January 28, 2015 at 11:07 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I bet god didn't have any more trouble with the boy after that either.

I am sure many boys since that time would have wished you didn't phrase it quite like that.

JackRussell · January 28, 2015 at 11:54 am

I was going to ask Drich who on Earth Jesus saved by being nailed to a tree? But, I suspect the answer might depress me.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: January 28, 2015 at 11:56 am by robvalue.)

He saved someone else getting nailed to it, I guess. For a while.

Norman Humann · January 28, 2015 at 12:02 pm

(January 28, 2015 at 11:54 am)JackRussell Wrote: I was going to ask Drich who on Earth Jesus saved by being nailed to a tree?

Well he definitely didn't save the tree! Poor thing Sad

h4ym4n · January 28, 2015 at 12:02 pm

The real jesus would be able to still be alive nailed to the stick still sucking up all that sin after 2000 years.

Anomalocaris · January 28, 2015 at 12:02 pm

(January 28, 2015 at 11:54 am)JackRussell Wrote: I was going to ask Drich who on Earth Jesus saved by being nailed to a tree? But, I suspect the answer might depress me.

He may not have saved anyone, but he did make morons out of millions, including drich, by being alledgedly nailed to a tree.

Norman Humann · January 28, 2015 at 12:07 pm

Seriously? No one is concerned about the tree? It was an innocent tree. And they nailed some guy to it. That's just horrible.

Cato · January 28, 2015 at 12:54 pm

(January 28, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Xeno Wrote: Seriously? No one is concerned about the tree? It was an innocent tree. And they nailed some guy to it. That's just horrible.

Not to worry, the tree that Jesus cursed just a couple days prior gladly volunteered for the job.

Lek · January 28, 2015 at 1:18 pm

(January 28, 2015 at 9:41 am)Nope Wrote: 21 But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die.

That's the big "if". No one has ever done that. Jesus lived the perfect life for us and we receive our salvation through him.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: January 28, 2015 at 1:26 pm by robvalue.)

He busted up a fig tree for not having figs. And it wasn't fig season. That was pretty mean and sinful. I've never even done anything like that.

I'm not saying I'm jesus. That is for other people to say.

And hey, it's pretty easy to lead a sinless life when you are the guy who says what is and isn't sin. He can't lose huh?

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