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Christians: how do you sleep at night?
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 23, 2015 at 5:01 pm
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 23, 2015 at 5:05 pm (This post was last modified: February 23, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Crossless2.0.)
(February 23, 2015 at 5:00 pm)watchamadoodle Wrote:
(February 23, 2015 at 4:55 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: Usually I close my eyes at night and fall asleep.

If you were a pastor then you could count sheep. Wink

If he was a pastor, he's be too busy fleecing the sheep to bother counting them.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 23, 2015 at 11:03 pm
(February 23, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:
(February 23, 2015 at 3:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Chick tracts are HERESY !!!!!

The Bible is corrupted by Satan, Jack Chick is a heretic, catholics are satanists...
Man, these religious people sure do like to disagree with each other on what the ultimate truth is. I wonder why Rolleyes


If you're not doing the worship thing right God is going to send you to HELL and the demons are going to pump your rectum full of broken glass, boiling sulphur, and rusty used razor blades. And then they are going to fuck you in the ass with a bronze statue of Lenin and it's REALLY going to hurt !!!!

So it's really important to do the worshiping correctly. You need to have the edicts, commandments, rules, strictures, dogma, laws, and regulations absolutely correct too, so be careful !!!

Choose the CORRECT schism of Christianity to avoid all that painful rectum stuff in hell.

BTW, the odds of guessing right are 1 in 40,000.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 24, 2015 at 12:36 am (This post was last modified: February 24, 2015 at 12:41 am by Ravenshire.)
(February 21, 2015 at 7:17 pm)professor Wrote: Here is the deal- Christianity pre-dates Catholicism by over 300 years including the books of the bible.
The devil saw he could not kill Christianity by persecution, so he undermined it from the top.

Constantine was inspired (by the pitchfork bearing- horned one) to declare Christianity the religion of the empire, the pagan special dates were re-badged, priests and bishops became part of the system.
True Christianity had to go underground and were called "Heretics".
Catholicism is at it's core (the mass) a sacrifice ceremony which adherents believe (participating in) cleanses them (till the next mass anyway).
It cleverly uses Christian jargon but replaces the meanings with BS.

You might be happy to know that this pope is the last one ever.

He is an agent of satan (as all of them have been) and will be a partner with the Antichrist in their final deception.
I am telling you ahead of time.

Another Armageddon prediction?!? Dodgy
(February 21, 2015 at 8:36 pm)professor Wrote: Nope, the catholic bible has a few minor books added which were not included in the KJV and others.
No big deal.

The holy, infallible word of gawd was tampered with by man. "No big deal" sez the Prof.

Wow! Confused Fall
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 24, 2015 at 6:02 am
Incidentally, you can't undermine something from the top, by definition.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 24, 2015 at 8:56 am
Hey Stimbo- why not?
That's what the Impostor has been doing for 6 years.

SOW, I never made an Armageddon prediction in the first place- it was a Rapture prediction.
First come the Rapture -after that comes Armageddon.
If you are here for the first event, make sure you do not attend the other one.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 24, 2015 at 9:48 am
Think about what the words 'undermine' and 'top' mean, respectively.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 24, 2015 at 10:04 am
(February 21, 2015 at 5:57 am)Norman Humann Wrote: ... God is merciful and forgiving, but won't let you into his VIP club in the afterlife if you don't get water poured over your head?...
Afterlife has only one rule; DON'T FUCK WITH ARIA!
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 24, 2015 at 10:26 am
I've been there. Some fucking barman poisoned me or something, so I killed him later.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
February 24, 2015 at 10:37 am
Damned Batarian blight, almost as bad as Vorcha.
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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