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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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 RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:21 am
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 1:22 am by vorlon13.)
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(glad you liked it) The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (February 26, 2015 at 12:50 am)The Reality Salesman Wrote:(February 26, 2015 at 12:48 am)Losty Wrote: (You spelled semen wrong again) (It's funny because I didn't even know it was a real spelling error. I thought you meant to say seamen and I was only teasing you :p ) 
, Gloria in Excelsis!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Jesus stopped eating
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 3:57 am
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 5:08 am by Alex K.)
. Qui tollis pecahaaaataaaa
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
squid seasoning? God
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
-damnit to ISIS.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” Epicurus 
I'll own them
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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