(March 17, 2015 at 1:07 am)dyresand Wrote:(March 16, 2015 at 9:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, but he'll make us watch shit films first. Maybe that's where Tom Cruise comes in.
Tom Cruise in... Scientology the movie based on the "true" story.
Plot - The world needs a heroes it needs a leader and Cruise... is the chosen one. Open your wallets not your hearts to defeat the evil that is plaguing humanity... only the chosen one can lead the way of saving humanity.
Cruise: "you bet your ass ill be saving humanity" *insert generic action douche bag pose*
Coming NEVER i hope.
I'm still pissed at that twitchy little squirrel for playing Jack Reacher. In the books he's described as a giant of a man. Not a speedballing hobbit.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!