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**Bob Kelso** · March 22, 2015 at 9:31 pm

Well, fuck.

That's it folks, pack it up. Put your science shit away, and don the crosses. Someone found an ancient book in the desert.

~~daver49~~ · (This post was last modified: March 22, 2015 at 9:47 pm by daver49.)

(March 22, 2015 at 8:27 am)Brian37 Wrote: That does it, someone found old scraps of paper, that means men magically pop out of dirt.

No! Genuine sheepskin! Paper didn't come around till 105 AD, so this has got to be the real deal!

Orders are piling up and so will the price once the first run goes out.

(March 22, 2015 at 2:40 pm)whateverist Wrote: Old shit isn't special. More often the opposite. Meh.

I have "petrified shit" for sale too! This was found in an excavation at Ein Zippori, near Nazareth. It was probably some sort of holding area for the sheep before they were slaughtered in the temple.

No stink left. But I admit, it is hard shit to swallow...

**Neo-Scholastic** · March 22, 2015 at 10:52 pm

Please point to the source of your information regarding this discovery. I was not aware of it.

~~daver49~~ · (This post was last modified: March 22, 2015 at 11:38 pm by daver49.)

(March 22, 2015 at 10:52 pm)Mezmo! Wrote: Please point to the source of your information regarding this discovery. I was not aware of it.

I pointed to it, but you're not here, so you can't see what I was pointing at. Oh, and "I am not the person you think I am."

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