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Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:27 pm
Here's a game I've been following on twitter. The rules are complicated, but in summary, you have to completely change the meaning of a famous quote by altering just one word. viz:
If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gin.
Use the gun, Luke.
Give me liberty or give me meth!
THIS! IS! PRADA!
Your go.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:34 pm
Totally going off of advertising slogans, here goes...
Just do me
Got beer?
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:39 pm
Monty Python already gave us my favorite:
"Blessed are the cheese makers?!?"
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:42 pm
A long time ago, in a lavatory far, far away...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:45 pm
Home is where the fart is.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:46 pm
(This post was last modified: March 25, 2015 at 1:47 pm by downbeatplumb.)
I wondered lonely as a crowd.
Of all the gin joints in all the world you had to walk into this wall.
(March 25, 2015 at 1:45 pm)abaris Wrote: Home is where the fart is.
Too true I'm afraid.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:48 pm
A frustrated, constipated Gertrude: More matter with less fart.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm
One does not simply walk into a door.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm
(This post was last modified: March 25, 2015 at 1:58 pm by Joods.)
You can catch more flies with the dead than with vinegar.
"To be, or not to be a jackass, that is the question.
(March 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Stimbo Wrote: One does not simply walk into a door.
One does not simply make a few pieces of bacon.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 3:11 pm
Let's do the Timelord again!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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