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Jesus face appears on muddy bank
#11
RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
Looks more like the face from an ancient Greek statue than a desert dwelling Jew.

And apparently, Jesus haz a sad.
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#12
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He looks slightly anime-ish.
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#13
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(March 25, 2015 at 10:33 am)Minimalist Wrote: There is nothing fucking stupider than a bunch of catholics.

Pentacostals? Mormons? Drich?
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#14
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No. Catholics in big groups are amazing morons.

Drippy is a group of morons all by himself.
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#15
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A group of Driches... just get them to disagree on something and you've won the internet. And life.
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#16
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I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that debate.
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#17
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These faces become more or less recognizible when you're specifically told what to look for but I don't think that a non-obsessed person would have even regarded most of these patterns as faces, let alone Jesus' faces in their day-to-day life.
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#18
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I clicked this thread thinking it was going to be something like the "mystery of the mud angel" from Father Ted. Every night outside O'Leary's bar, the strange figure of an angel appears in the mud. Coincidentally, Father Jack goes home covered in mud.

I wasn't disappointed.
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#19
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(March 26, 2015 at 4:03 am)Smaug Wrote: These faces become more or less recognizible when you're specifically told what to look for but I don't think that a non-obsessed person would have even regarded most of these patterns as faces, let alone Jesus' faces in their day-to-day life.

I think it's just a case of pareidolia filtered through the lens of Christianity. These sightings of Christ's face on/from various things is actually a byproduct of evolution.

*snicker*
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#20
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How the fuck can these bozos see the face of jeebus in anything when they have no idea what jeebus looked like?!?
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