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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 25, 2015 at 11:03 am
Looks more like the face from an ancient Greek statue than a desert dwelling Jew.
And apparently, Jesus haz a sad.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 25, 2015 at 11:17 am
He looks slightly anime-ish.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 25, 2015 at 11:22 am
No. Catholics in big groups are amazing morons.
Drippy is a group of morons all by himself.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 25, 2015 at 11:28 am
A group of Driches... just get them to disagree on something and you've won the internet. And life.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 1:14 am
I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that debate.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 4:03 am
These faces become more or less recognizible when you're specifically told what to look for but I don't think that a non-obsessed person would have even regarded most of these patterns as faces, let alone Jesus' faces in their day-to-day life.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 4:09 am
I clicked this thread thinking it was going to be something like the "mystery of the mud angel" from Father Ted. Every night outside O'Leary's bar, the strange figure of an angel appears in the mud. Coincidentally, Father Jack goes home covered in mud.
I wasn't disappointed.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 1:25 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 4:03 am)Smaug Wrote: These faces become more or less recognizible when you're specifically told what to look for but I don't think that a non-obsessed person would have even regarded most of these patterns as faces, let alone Jesus' faces in their day-to-day life.
I think it's just a case of pareidolia filtered through the lens of Christianity. These sightings of Christ's face on/from various things is actually a byproduct of evolution.
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RE: Jesus face appears on muddy bank
March 26, 2015 at 2:46 pm
How the fuck can these bozos see the face of jeebus in anything when they have no idea what jeebus looked like?!?
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