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How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
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How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 6:49 pm
The clever people over at Answers in Genesis have written a rather fine piece of work on Noah's Ark. In which, Noah, whose ass wouldn't have been out of the Bronze Age, has irrigation, an animal driven ventilation system to rid itself of the methane gasses, water storage capacity for all the animals ... and the wheel literally hadn't even been invented yet. It's shocking what they will go to explain that boat... https://answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/c...n-the-ark/
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 6:51 pm
AiG and Ken Ham are the very definition of April Fools.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 6:53 pm
Not to rain on your parade, but the wheel dates to at least the 4th millennium BCE.
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 6:55 pm
Did he have wifi on the ark, though?

And what was the password?
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 6:58 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 6:55 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Did he have wifi on the ark, though?

And what was the password?

"Hamalot"

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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 6:59 pm

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 7:00 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 6:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Not to rain on your parade, but the wheel dates to at least the 4th millennium BCE.

But was it mentioned in the fucking bible?  Remember, these douchebags think the whole planet dates to the 4th millennium BCE.
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 7:03 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 7:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 1, 2015 at 6:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Not to rain on your parade, but the wheel dates to at least the 4th millennium BCE.

But was it mentioned in the fucking bible?  Remember, these douchebags think the whole planet dates to the 4th millennium BCE.

*5th, but who am I to quibble?

No idea if it was mentioned - and the whole article is ludicrous of course, particularly coming from Ken "were you there?" Ham.  Just sayin' that if we're gonna sling spears, they oughtta be sharp.  Big Grin
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 7:09 pm
The Ridiculous Article Wrote:The vast majority of the creatures (birds, reptiles, and mammals) were small (the largest only a few hundred pounds of body weight).

Um, does 15 count as "a few"?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant
Quote:Male African elephants are the largest surviving terrestrial animals and can reach a height of 4 m (13 ft) and weigh 7,000 kg (15,000 lb)
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RE: How Noah's Ark Worked... Now You Know
April 1, 2015 at 7:12 pm
Bbbbbbut..... Kinds!
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