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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 4, 2015 at 7:36 am
The scenario takes place in the segregated South during the 1950s when Blacks were required to ride in the back of buses. On one particular day a certain bus driver became agitated when the Black riders and the White riders continually argued back and forth about who got to sit up front and who had to sit in the back. Finally the bus driver had enough and he pulled over to the side of the road and ordered everyone out of the bus. "Alright! I'm getting sick and tired of all this arguing about who sits up front and who sits in the back! From now on, there's no more White and there's no more Black! We're all Green! Is that understood?" The riders, feeling ashamed, all agreed. To which the bus driver responded, "Alright, then. Everybody back on the bus! Light Greens up front! Dark Greens in the back!"
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 10, 2015 at 12:44 pm
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 20, 2015 at 9:17 pm
What's white and 12 inches long?
Nothing.
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 20, 2015 at 10:55 pm
(April 20, 2015 at 9:47 pm)KUSA Wrote: (April 20, 2015 at 9:17 pm)NotAMagician Wrote: What's white and 12 inches long?
Nothing.
Bullshit
Quote:His manhood, which has even featured in a documentary, measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when erect.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/...ks-1145798
You know it's a joke thread, right?
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 21, 2015 at 1:08 am
Anybody know any good white jokes? Are there good white jokes? I'm feeling left out. And no pussy jabs, it's gotta be mean. They've all been pretty tame.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 22, 2015 at 10:25 am
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious.
What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
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Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 22, 2015 at 10:09 pm
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to make the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
April 22, 2015 at 10:17 pm
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit.
Why don’t people tell white jokes? They want to keep their jobs.
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour. (More so in the past)
Why did the white man visit the moon? He heard that the Indians had land there.
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