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Racist jokes (just for good humor)
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Well... there's something for whites too
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DIRTY_DEEDS_93
Yes, that is a banana in my pocket.  Religious Views: Take your religion and go fuck yourself. RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 27, 2015 at 11:55 am
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2015 at 11:57 am by DIRTY_DEEDS_93.)
Why are black people such fast runners? You'd be fast to if you had to outrun cheetahs.
Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in va'china. I wonder how Chinese kids feel when they open up their happy meal and get a toy they made last week. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..." What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive. Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too. This one isn't racist but I have to share it What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. 
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
What do you call a black man on an island? A problem. What do you call three blacks on an island? A bigger problem. What do you call the entire population of black people on one island? Problem solved.
What do you call a white dude falling down a mountain? A Avalanche.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant?
Option 1: When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked. Option 2: Stick a banana up her vagina, pull it out and see if there is a bite out of it. (Can also use fried chicken if no bananas are available)  RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 27, 2015 at 5:52 pm
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2015 at 5:52 pm by robvalue.)
This one I stole from Family Guy.
Why can't two Caucasians have Chinese offspring? Because two whites don't make a Wong! Feel free to send me a private message.
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DIRTY_DEEDS_93
Yes, that is a banana in my pocket. Religious Views: Take your religion and go fuck yourself.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. 
It's racist, didn't you heard atheism is a whites only religion?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
I don't know why, bu my son and I had a "Martha Bakes" marathon on PBS going while we were both on our laptops this weekend. I would occasionally start watching.. exclaiming "You're KILLING me Martha!!" as she finishes some tart or other treat she made.
My son sent this to me earlier today, Martha kicks ass. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/ma....xlXkm6NNL ![[Image: dc52deee8e6b07186c04ff66a45fd204.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i585.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fss295%2Faaliyahqin%2Fcat%2Fdc52deee8e6b07186c04ff66a45fd204.jpg)
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