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Hall of wit and epicness.
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Well, studies have shown that people who have more birthdays tend to have longer lifespans. So congratulations for living longer than you have ever done; now let's see if you can beat that record.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Way to put pressure on me!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 20, 2015 at 9:57 am
(This post was last modified: June 20, 2015 at 9:59 am by Exian.)
I beat all y'all! I think this qualifies under "epicness".
(June 20, 2015 at 9:50 am)Crossless1 Wrote: [Dispatcher]: 911, what's your emergency? http://atheistforums.org/thread-34087-po...#pid969476
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Holy shit, I wish I could steal the last sentence. I LOVE this.
From Esquilax: Quote:That's for much the same reason that it's impossible to point to a forest when you're inside it; you end up just pointing at trees, while the forest itself is pervasive. You lie so much, at so many varying intensities, that it's basically the background noise of every conversation we have with you. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 (June 11, 2015 at 12:00 am)Stimbo Wrote: Well, studies have shown that people who have more birthdays tend to have longer lifespans. So congratulations for living longer than you have ever done; now let's see if you can beat that record. 'If you live to be 100, you've got it made. Very few people die past the age of 100.' - George Burns Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (August 22, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Because to us - it's just a discussion, with almost nothing at stake. Randy on the other hand is desperately fighting for his salvation and the eternal life he's been conned into believing in - and failing at it. It's morbidly fascinating - like watching a venomous spider trying to climb out of the bath-tub.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 22, 2015 at 10:00 am
(This post was last modified: September 22, 2015 at 10:01 am by The Grand Nudger.)
http://atheistforums.org/thread-35781-page-23.html
Raises a glass to Drake- Quote:This is supposed to be a system manufactured by a superior mind. Its brilliance should be obvious. #230
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Sorry, but this really quite tickled me. But then I'm drunk:
(September 22, 2015 at 12:46 pm)houseofcantor Wrote: If I click on a thread and see someone's ass hanging out, I'm breaking out the paddle. Cause it's fun. It really takes a lot to make me laugh these days, vodka notwithstanding, so you truly earned this my friend.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 22, 2015 at 12:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Sorry, but this really quite tickled me. But then I'm drunk: Good one, houseofcandor. 
From the Debate Solely Though the Medium of Memes thread:
The set up: (October 9, 2015 at 10:18 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: The knock-out punch: (October 9, 2015 at 10:25 am)Evie Wrote: I'm still laughing at this 
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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