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RE: joke time
February 11, 2020 at 8:22 pm
(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.




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But can an Irishman walk OUT of a bar without assistance?
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February 11, 2020 at 9:39 pm
I discovered a little bit of family history today.

In 1941 my great grandfather joined the Aussie Air Force to fight the Japanese.

His friends all laughed and said he'd never take down a single Japanese aircraft.

In 1978 he proved his detractors wrong.
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#3483
RE: joke time
February 11, 2020 at 10:03 pm
When they say the jokes on you, they're talking about your face.
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#3484
RE: joke time
February 12, 2020 at 5:51 am
(February 11, 2020 at 8:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 11, 2020 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.




Boru

But can an Irishman walk OUT of a bar without assistance?

Walk?  No.  Crawl?  Absolutely.

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#3485
RE: joke time
February 12, 2020 at 9:18 pm
(February 11, 2020 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I discovered a little bit of family history today.

In 1941 my great grandfather joined the Aussie Air Force to fight the Japanese.

His friends all laughed and said he'd never take down a single Japanese aircraft.

In 1978 he proved his detractors wrong.

I think I'm missing something.  I looked up Japan air crashes in 1978, and all I came up with was JAL flight 115, and the subsequent botched repair that later cost over 500 lives.

I know it's not funny if you have to explain it, but, frankly, I'm puzzled (and a little slow after two scotches).

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February 13, 2020 at 12:08 am
Recent special "interview":

Prosecutor: "Did you murder the victim?"

Me: "No."

Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?"

Me: "Less than murder."
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February 13, 2020 at 3:14 am
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She made gagging noises...
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February 13, 2020 at 7:25 pm
Roman soldier 1: What year is it?

Roman soldier 2: 50 BC

Roman soldier 1: What does BC stand for?

Roman soldiet 2: Before Christ.

Roman soldier 1: Who's Christ?

Roman soldier 2: How the hell should I know?
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February 13, 2020 at 8:36 pm
I just found out I’m colour blind - boy, THAT news hit me like a bolt out of the orange.

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February 14, 2020 at 3:37 pm
I'm trying to make a vegan meatloaf but he keeps escaping.
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