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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  (May 16, 2024 at 12:24 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness? Or maybe it's because it's hard to test drugs for preggos. Like there was a drug called Thalidomide but it had horrible side effects.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (May 16, 2024 at 12:24 am)Foxaèr Wrote: Why isn't there a cure for morning sickness? There is not, nor should there ever be, a 'cure' for morning sickness. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
  (May 17, 2024 at 8:12 am)polymath257 Wrote:(May 16, 2024 at 3:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There is not, nor should there ever be, a 'cure' for morning sickness. This is true. But since people are going to keep making people, morning sickness is an important part of it. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (May 17, 2024 at 1:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(May 17, 2024 at 8:12 am)polymath257 Wrote: Birth control is a good preventative, though. Yes. That's something we, as a species, should stop doing. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Harrison Butker: I'm having a heart attack!
Female Doctor: I can help. Harrison: No, go home and raise some children. I'll just die instead.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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