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Abaddon_ire Offline
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#3681
RE: joke time
April 17, 2020 at 3:24 pm
NSFW 2 minute banned New Zealand advert. No idea if it is real (probably not). Still funny as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0
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#3682
RE: joke time
April 18, 2020 at 1:09 pm (This post was last modified: April 18, 2020 at 1:31 pm by Rhizomorph13.)
(April 17, 2020 at 3:24 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: NSFW 2 minute banned New Zealand advert. No idea if it is real (probably not). Still funny as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0

That is a real ad. Twitch is beta testing their own streaming software right now. https://www.twitch.tv/broadcast/studio

Edit, my bad I didn't get past the real advert before the bullshit one.
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#3683
RE: joke time
April 18, 2020 at 1:18 pm
(April 17, 2020 at 3:24 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: NSFW 2 minute banned New Zealand advert. No idea if it is real (probably not). Still funny as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0

New Zealanders do NOT talk like that.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a dick of cards that needs shuffling.

Boru
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#3684
RE: joke time
April 18, 2020 at 2:08 pm
(April 18, 2020 at 1:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 17, 2020 at 3:24 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: NSFW 2 minute banned New Zealand advert. No idea if it is real (probably not). Still funny as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0

New Zealanders do NOT talk like that.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a dick of cards that needs shuffling.

Boru

LOL
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#3685
RE: joke time
April 18, 2020 at 2:58 pm
Don't forget t order the fesh 'n cheps!
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#3686
RE: joke time
April 18, 2020 at 11:47 pm
It 's at times of international crisis like this that I thank god for Catholic priests and youth pastors.

While everyone else is being selfish, they're the only ones thinking of the children.
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RE: joke time
April 19, 2020 at 12:14 am
(April 18, 2020 at 11:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It 's at times of international crisis like this that I thank god for Catholic priests and youth pastors.

While everyone else is being selfish, they're the only ones thinking of the children.

I has shame for liking this post...
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#3688
RE: joke time
April 19, 2020 at 8:36 am
My wife is thinking of buying some new sexy lingerie. I’m going to try to talk her out of it.

Boru
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#3689
RE: joke time
April 19, 2020 at 11:16 am
(April 19, 2020 at 8:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My wife is thinking of buying some new sexy lingerie. I’m going to try to talk her out of it.

Boru

If you actually have to try - you might have some problems....


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#3690
RE: joke time
April 19, 2020 at 3:49 pm
My wife is amused by the fact that when I buy her something sexy, it doesn't stay on for long.
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