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#3881
RE: joke time
May 24, 2020 at 2:56 pm
What has four wheels and flies?




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RE: joke time
May 25, 2020 at 12:28 am
The beauty of Mount Rushmore before the carvings were made was unpresidented.
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RE: joke time
May 25, 2020 at 3:56 am
(May 25, 2020 at 12:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The beauty of Mount Rushmore before the carvings were made was unpresidented.

And you have the nerve to boo my Flaherty joke...

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RE: joke time
May 25, 2020 at 4:06 am
(May 25, 2020 at 3:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 25, 2020 at 12:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The beauty of Mount Rushmore before the carvings were made was unpresidented.

And you have the nerve to boo my Flaherty joke...

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RE: joke time
May 25, 2020 at 2:30 pm
‘I just signed up at a sky diving school.’

‘That’s great! How many successful jumps before you graduate?’

‘All of them.’

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RE: joke time
May 25, 2020 at 2:39 pm
For Sale: Parachute, unused. One small stain.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
May 26, 2020 at 2:56 am
Worthless inventions1.


Ejector seats in helicopters.
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May 26, 2020 at 3:03 am
Benny O'Brien dies and end up at the pearly gates.

St Peter looks through his book and reads aloud, "Benny O'Brien. Top killer for the IRA. Responsible for 27 individual murders, blowing up 3 buses, a police station, and a mall."

"That's right!" Replies Benny.

"You can't come into heaven."

"I don't want to come in," says Benny. "You and your lot have twelve hours to get out!"
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RE: joke time
May 26, 2020 at 4:47 am
(May 26, 2020 at 2:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Worthless inventions1.


Ejector seats in helicopters.






You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: joke time
May 26, 2020 at 4:53 am
Tis a lie!
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