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June 18, 2017 at 12:01 am
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You know why I got a fast car as a midlife crysis?
I wanted one when we were first married, but she said No!
Wait until we pay off this house, build another one with a 3 car garage so you can look after it properly.
By the time she let me buy one, 20 years later, I was in my midlife!
Now that I'm getting old, I'm the one talking about selling it....to buy a Corolla.
Yeah, nah, not a Corolla. I'm not that fucking old!
Min? What color's yours? 
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RE: Member Photos
June 18, 2017 at 1:42 am
(June 18, 2017 at 12:01 am)ignoramus Wrote: You know why I got a fast car as a midlife crysis?
I wanted one when we were first married, but she said No!
Wait until we pay off this house, build another one with a 3 car garage so you can look after it properly.
By the time she let me buy one, 20 years later, I was in my midlife!
Now that I'm getting old, I'm the one talking about selling it....to buy a Corolla.
Yeah, nah, not a Corolla. I'm not that fucking old!
Min? What color's yours?
I bought a sexy black minivan for my midlife. Automatic doors like a fucking delorean. Nav so I don't have to remember shit, and dvd so I can listen to kids shows over and over again. I love it 
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown. Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu. 
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RE: Member Photos
June 18, 2017 at 3:59 am
Aroura, now that he knows how to use a computer, he should join the forum. 
(And play mafia)
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RE: Member Photos
June 18, 2017 at 10:57 am
I'll bet a finger puppet would make a good avatar pic.
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RE: Member Photos
June 19, 2017 at 11:08 am
Goddamn W'ist... you're gonna get Vorlon all excited talking about fingers and whatnot.
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RE: Member Photos
June 20, 2017 at 10:10 pm
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(June 14, 2017 at 5:21 pm)Alex K Wrote: ![[Image: 4njwDRo.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2F4njwDRo.jpg)
If she's sleeping and happy, I'm happy...
... and having a Laphroaig quarter cask. Cheers
Beautiful!!!! So happy for you and the family
Alex. What a sweet face. How is unit #1 taking it?
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June 20, 2017 at 10:21 pm
LFC, I take it from your avatar that you are under doctor's orders to restrict yourself to 1 glass of merlot a day!
Hehe
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RE: Member Photos
June 21, 2017 at 1:28 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 10:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote: LFC, I take it from your avatar that you are under doctor's orders to restrict yourself to 1 glass of merlot a day!
Hehe
Hold the phone. You mean that's not black..................
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strap molasses?
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June 21, 2017 at 5:06 pm
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(June 20, 2017 at 10:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote: LFC, I take it from your avatar that you are under doctor's orders to restrict yourself to 1 glass of merlot a day!
Hehe
Dude...two 8 oz. glasses, and then I have to wait SEVEN hours before I can nurse again. This kid is lucky I love him. 
(June 21, 2017 at 1:28 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (June 20, 2017 at 10:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote: LFC, I take it from your avatar that you are under doctor's orders to restrict yourself to 1 glass of merlot a day!
Hehe
Hold the phone. You mean that's not black..................
.................................
strap molasses?
Wait...I don't get it!
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RE: Member Photos
June 21, 2017 at 5:15 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 10:10 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (June 14, 2017 at 5:21 pm)Alex K Wrote:
If she's sleeping and happy, I'm happy...
... and having a Laphroaig quarter cask. Cheers
Beautiful!!!! So happy for you and the family
Alex. What a sweet face. How is unit #1 taking it?
She's a wonderful big sister so far, no signs of jealousy. We try to include her as much as possible, like she gets to sit next to her on the changing table when we change her, she loves going to fetch supplies, and we let her hold her little sister (with some assistance) from time to time. She can even become quite protective, e.g. when Clara cries, she usually tries calming her with some cuddling and caressing.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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