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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 9:40 pm
Six topless women sounds nice.
Dozen tit?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 14, 2022 at 4:56 am
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September 15, 2022 at 6:24 am
Dying to live, living to die.
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September 15, 2022 at 6:39 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 6:42 am
(September 14, 2022 at 4:56 am)Tomato Wrote: @Angrboda
Since you like baseball:
In the last couple years of reading news online I have wondered when the jobs of editor and proofreader were done away with.
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September 15, 2022 at 2:35 pm
Which one would you buy?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 2:41 pm
Fuck it. I'll take the whole carton.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 7:00 pm
(September 15, 2022 at 2:35 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Which one would you buy?
There's "Fist Me", and then, for the more PC..."Please Fist Me".
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