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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 9:40 pm
Six topless women sounds nice.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#5512
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 14, 2022 at 4:56 am
@Angrboda

Since you like baseball:

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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 14, 2022 at 8:23 am
(September 14, 2022 at 4:56 am)Tomato Wrote: @Angrboda

Since you like baseball:

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No real advantage as they call the game for rain.....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 6:24 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 6:39 am
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#5516
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 6:42 am
(September 14, 2022 at 4:56 am)Tomato Wrote: @Angrboda

Since you like baseball:

[Image: 305969462_3329761280592980_8063358663733...e=63275A24]

In the last couple years of reading news online I have wondered when the jobs of editor and proofreader were done away with.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 2:35 pm
Which one would you buy?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#5518
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 2:41 pm
Fuck it. I'll take the whole carton.
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#5519
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 7:00 pm
(September 15, 2022 at 2:35 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Which one would you buy?

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There's "Fist Me", and then, for the more PC..."Please Fist Me".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 8:13 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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