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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 8:27 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2022 at 8:39 pm
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2022 at 12:12 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2022 at 12:13 pm by arewethereyet.)
Asparagus fortune teller predicts King Charles will ‘abdicate next year’ (msn.com)

‘Asparamancer’ Jemima Packington predicted the Queen’s death when she saw a broken crown in her spears, and now thinks King Charles will abdicate in the next 12 months.'

So much for reading the lines in your palm or the leaves of your tea...asparagus is where it's at.  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2022 at 12:44 pm
(September 16, 2022 at 12:12 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Asparagus fortune teller predicts King Charles will ‘abdicate next year’ (msn.com)

‘Asparamancer’ Jemima Packington predicted the Queen’s death when she saw a broken crown in her spears, and now thinks King Charles will abdicate in the next 12 months.'

So much for reading the lines in your palm or the leaves of your tea...asparagus is where it's at.  

And it makes your pee stink......

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2022 at 12:50 pm
(September 16, 2022 at 12:44 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 16, 2022 at 12:12 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Asparagus fortune teller predicts King Charles will ‘abdicate next year’ (msn.com)

‘Asparamancer’ Jemima Packington predicted the Queen’s death when she saw a broken crown in her spears, and now thinks King Charles will abdicate in the next 12 months.'

So much for reading the lines in your palm or the leaves of your tea...asparagus is where it's at.  

And it makes your pee stink......

Faints

King Charlie makes your pee stink??
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2022 at 10:16 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2022 at 10:28 pm
(September 16, 2022 at 10:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: QUHsVRR.jpg]
I used to be that friend.  Hehe #that'sMRwiseasstoyou
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2022 at 2:46 am
A friend can get you to laugh at a funeral.

A really good friend will MAKE you laugh at a funeral.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2022 at 10:55 am
Semper if:

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#5530
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2022 at 3:58 pm
(September 16, 2022 at 10:28 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(September 16, 2022 at 10:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: QUHsVRR.jpg]
I used to be that friend.  Hehe #that'sMRwiseasstoyou

I still am.
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