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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2014 at 12:00 am
I'm guessing they're cheese stuffed avocado's. I don't know-- all I know is I can't eat them 
But I did hear someone mention making macaroni and cheese stuffed hamburgers which I think sounds fabulous as well, and totally inedible!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2014 at 12:12 am
(May 5, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, the human brain is such a jerk:
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The human brain looks really disgusting.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2014 at 2:05 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 8, 2014 at 2:13 am
(May 8, 2014 at 12:12 am)Elskidor Wrote: (May 5, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, the human brain is such a jerk:
The human brain looks really disgusting.
You think so?
I've held a few and they're not too bad. Though they can be messy removing them from a cranium.
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May 8, 2014 at 9:02 am
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May 9, 2014 at 3:28 pm
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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May 9, 2014 at 10:38 pm
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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