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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 22, 2014 at 2:45 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 22, 2014 at 2:52 pm
This little bit from the Ricky Gervais show makes about as much sense in context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EBqPZyo88
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 22, 2014 at 2:55 pm
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Re: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 22, 2014 at 10:34 pm
(May 22, 2014 at 2:45 pm)pocaracas Wrote: [Image: 10271593_726418957379646_3813230083266784423_n.jpg]

I knew he was a bitch. This proves it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 22, 2014 at 11:59 pm
(May 22, 2014 at 2:55 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: [Image: nJnD26r.gif]
During a drunken night, Cuse and Lindelhof reveal this was the original concept for the smoke monster....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 23, 2014 at 2:33 am
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 23, 2014 at 6:26 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2014 at 6:29 pm by Cyberman.)
(For some reason I can't stop watching this)

Dedicated to the great intellectual, Ray Cumfart Comfort:





Do you banana all the time?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2014 at 1:54 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2014 at 1:56 pm by tommynba.)
You just realised that you left an open porn site on a family computer Big Grin

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2014 at 9:08 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2014 at 9:17 pm by Mystical.)
I love the cloud cat ^_^

Steel curtain thank you. I have a new avatar lol

Eta: I can't change my sig on mobile but I'm putting that subway one up soon. Makes me lol every time.
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Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 25, 2014 at 11:10 pm
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