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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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I'm guessing they're cheese stuffed avocado's. I don't know-- all I know is I can't eat them Tongue
But I did hear someone mention making macaroni and cheese stuffed hamburgers which I think sounds fabulous as well, and totally inedible!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(May 5, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, the human brain is such a jerk:

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The human brain looks really disgusting.
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"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(May 8, 2014 at 12:12 am)Elskidor Wrote:
(May 5, 2014 at 11:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Yeah, the human brain is such a jerk:

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The human brain looks really disgusting.

You think so?

I've held a few and they're not too bad. Though they can be messy removing them from a cranium.

ROFLOL

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGS7R_-XqCk
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(May 9, 2014 at 3:28 pm)Luckie Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGS7R_-XqCk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlIp7Z-VTRg
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(May 9, 2014 at 4:02 pm)rasetsu Wrote:
(May 9, 2014 at 3:28 pm)Luckie Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGS7R_-XqCk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlIp7Z-VTRg

Indubitably



Way to go dashin this little guys dreams, Apo!


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Indubitably
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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