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The Argument From Design
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RE: The Argument From Design
(August 3, 2011 at 1:27 am)Rhythm Wrote: Bet the chiggers werent discussing how remarkably well designed I was, would seem that to them that I am a flat (enough) surface made of food.

One could argue that god designed penises as chigger food. Of course, one could argue anything when it comes to fantasy.
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#42
RE: The Argument From Design
I'm actually quite fascinated by people with bizarre bodies and strange medical conditions.

Like the "tree man," for example:


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#43
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I am too, Rayaan. I used to watch the Discovery Health Channel shows like Medical Incredible, but I don't think any of those are on anymore.
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#44
RE: The Argument From Design
You know what though, he's not actually turning into a tree. There would be a miracle, we could call him cursed and profess that there was a god that cursed him and...oh wait, we've already done shit like that.
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#45
RE: The Argument From Design
Richard Dawkins (considered second in the ranking of evil to satan by many Christians) pretty much rebutted the whole argument from design in his book The Blind Watchmaker

Quote:One could argue that god designed penises as chigger food. Of course, one could argue anything when it comes to fantasy.

Or one can argue that "the fall" caused animals like chiggers to start feeding on human penises.
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#46
RE: The Argument From Design
(August 3, 2011 at 1:55 am)Ziggystardust Wrote: Richard Dawkins (considered second in the ranking of evil to satan by many Christians) pretty much rebutted the whole argument from design in his book The Blind Watchmaker

Quote:One could argue that god designed penises as chigger food. Of course, one could argue anything when it comes to fantasy.

Or one can argue that "the fall" caused animals like chiggers to start feeding on human penises.

You know whjat though Ziggy, what with all the other curses mentioned as the effects of the fall, if cock eating chiggers were among them, we'd have read about it. That isn't something the group that wrote the bible is likely to have left out.

Labia chiggers, yeah that might escape mention, penis chiggers, no, that'd be in the black and white.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#47
RE: The Argument From Design
Rhythm Wrote:Labia chiggers, yeah that might escape mention, penis chiggers, no, that'd be in the black and white.

Penis munching chiggers are a result of America's increasing tolerance for homosexuality. That's why there is no mention of them.
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#48
RE: The Argument From Design
You're right. They probably didn't even exist until god heard there were a bunch of apostates with foreskin running around. Before that, The Common Penis Chigger was a vegetarian, and only hitched rides on genitalia, they did not consume it, because it was not gods will (some chiggers are male, this would be homosexuality).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#49
RE: The Argument From Design
(August 3, 2011 at 12:43 am)Rhythm Wrote: Hehehe, he trotted out the "argument from the eye". Your shit is dated GC, next it'll be "divine bananas".

I do not care about the banana, tell me about man's eye.
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#50
RE: The Argument From Design
(August 3, 2011 at 2:12 am)Rhythm Wrote:
Quote:Or one can argue that "the fall" caused animals like chiggers to start feeding on human penises.

You know whjat though Ziggy, what with all the other curses mentioned as the effects of the fall, if cock eating chiggers were among them, we'd have read about it. That isn't something the group that wrote the bible is likely to have left out.

Labia chiggers, yeah that might escape mention, penis chiggers, no, that'd be in the black and white.

I was describing how current Christian Creationists generally interpret the effects of "the fall", such as some vegetarian animals (such as the lion or even tyrannosaurus rex ConfusedhockSmile becoming carnivorous. It is a product of a modern mindset which is concerned about the idea of a "just and loving god" allowing so much animal suffering in a creation which was deemed good. However I don't think the writers of Genesis thought that was one of the effects of "the fall". Also allowing huge amounts of animal suffering is consistent with Yahweh's character, who prescribed all sorts of animal cruelty for the atonement of sin. Not to mention wiping out essentially all animals apart from what went into the ark, during the flood (which raises the question, what did they do to deserve such punishment).
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