(July 23, 2015 at 11:41 am)Neimenovic Wrote:(July 23, 2015 at 11:35 am)Chad32 Wrote: I think you can get pretty close to that. Eat very soft foods. Mashed potatoes don't really need chewing.
I have told my mother once that you'd think eating would be the easiest thing in the world, but it's a complicated process that will make you sick if you do it wrong.
Potatoes make me ill ._. Soups are okay. But most are gross.
I'm sorry that eating isn't nearly as fun for you as it is for me. You do manage to get enough not to be too malnourished, though, right? You will die if you aren't getting enough.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html