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I've got my own religion now! *smirk*

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I've got my own religion now! *smirk*
R-e-n-n-a-t Offline
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I've got my own religion now! *smirk*
October 20, 2010 at 6:05 pm
And in my religion it's forbidden to pay taxes, it's against the Old Word (my bible) to pay child support, and public sex is legal by the laws of my faith! According to my beliefs, I can't be drafted into military service or charged with a crime performed while in the Holy Land (my yard, and Wal-Mart). Failure to cheat on my taxes or have public sex at least twice daily will end in me going to Purgatory for eternity.

What now government? How far will you go to protect religious freedom? I'm REALLY sure that I'm right; I've found the one true faith. ROFLOL
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I've got my own religion now! *smirk*

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I've got my own religion now! *smirk* - by R-e-n-n-a-t - October 20, 2010 at 6:05 pm
RE: I've got my own religion now! *smirk* - by Skipper - October 21, 2010 at 10:41 am
RE: I've got my own religion now! *smirk* - by Frammo - October 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
RE: I've got my own religion now! *smirk* - by Minimalist - October 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm
RE: I've got my own religion now! *smirk* - by Anomalocaris - October 23, 2010 at 3:03 pm
RE: I've got my own religion now! *smirk* - by Minimalist - October 23, 2010 at 3:06 pm
RE: I've got my own religion now! *smirk* - by Dharma Sila - October 23, 2010 at 3:24 pm

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