I've got my own religion now! *smirk*

[R-e-n-n-a-t]

And in my religion it's forbidden to pay taxes, it's against the Old Word (my bible) to pay child support, and public sex is legal by the laws of my faith! According to my beliefs, I can't be drafted into military service or charged with a crime performed while in the Holy Land (my yard, and Wal-Mart). Failure to cheat on my taxes or have public sex at least twice daily will end in me going to Purgatory for eternity.

What now government? How far will you go to protect religious freedom? I'm REALLY sure that I'm right; I've found the one true faith.

[Skipper]

My new religion allows me to put whatever substance I wish to put in my own body as long as I hurt nobody else without being labelled a criminal by the powers that be...wait, does that need a religion or is that just common sense? Hmmm

[Frammo]

I'm now a Rennat-ist.

[Minimalist]

Introduce "sacred prostitution" and I'll sign up.

[Anomalocaris]

Introduce "sacred prostitution" and I'll sign up.

You can find that in any convent.

[Minimalist]

Ah, yes.

A small town has a monastery on one end, and convent on the other. The nuns need some supplies, so one of the priests is sent to deliver them. It’s a nice day, so he decides to walk the supplies over.

As he gets to the edge of town, a hooker approaches him and asks, “Hey father, how ’bout a blowjob, 25 bucks?”

The priest says, “What’s a blowjob?” at which the hooker laughs and walks away.

At the center of town, another hooker asks the same thing, with the same result.

At the other edge of town, still another hooker asks him the same question, to which the priest again replies, “What’s a blowjob?” And, again, she laughs and walks off.

Finally the priest reaches the convent, knocks on the door, and delivers the supplies. Before he leaves, he says to the mother superior, “May I ask you a question, sister?”

“Of course,” she says.

“What’s a blowjob?” the priest asks.

“Twenty-five bucks,” says the nun, “same as in town.”

[Dharma Sila]

Oh you so funny...

Oh wait..