Hostage to fear

[Randy Carson]

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I will spare no expense to ensure the happiness of the inhabitents of the universe, after an instantaneous full redesign from the very start to remove the flawed code (all of it). No one will notice this happening, and will suddenly find themselves never in need, or short of options to make themselves and others happy in new and exciting ways. Everyone can enter VR to experience their own custom made reality too, down to the tiniest personal detail. Or else they can spend their time in the hub reality with everyone else, all having a fucking amazing time. Split your unlimited amount of time as you see fit.

What about resources you say? I'm all powerful. No one needs "resources". You get whatever you want, whether in the hub reality or your own VR. I can do anything, remember? I'm not limited by the current primitive ideas of how things work.

A vote for Robvalue is a vote for godvalue.

I propose that we coin a new word in honor of God robvalue; it would be "Gob" for short.

That way, whenever he does any of the amazing things he promises above, we can all be (wait for it)...

Gobsmacked.

Thank you very much.

You've been a great audience...I'll be here all week...try the veal.