Hostage to fear

[Iroscato]

You'd think if God did exist, he would at least hold elections every 10,000 years or so. It can't hurt to see how somebody else copes with the role.

Yeah, the only problem is that one of the qualifications to be God is that you don't have a birth certificate, so most of us aren't eligible.

Obama qualifies, but he won't be alive during the next election cycle.

Well, he's got the office of Antichrist, that should do him. And I imagine being a gay muslim communist nazi is ever so tiring as well, the poor sod.